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Attention-Grabbing Ad
Posted at: 2010-03-23 14:52:00
Original ad:
Free Graphic Design Needed
I need someone who wants to do some graphic design work to design an ad for my business in the local newspaper. Would look great for your portfolio. Email me if you can help. Thanks

From Me to *********@*********.org:

Hey there,

I am just starting my career as a graphic designer and have helped design several ads featured in various magazines. I would be happy to help you with your ad. Can you tell me what you had in mind?

Thanks,

Mike

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Hi Mike! I own a new hair salon for men called Sporty's Haircuts. The ad will be 2 inches by 4 inches and featured in the local newspaper. We don't have a logo or slogan. The ad simply needs to say the name of the business, and our address and phone number:

124 South ****** Ave
(***)-***-****

It needs to be attention-grabbing and also include a graphic related to haircuts. I don't have any images so you will have to design them. Please don't have anything boring (i.e. a graphic of scissors.)

Thank you so much for your help!

Lucy

From Me to Lucy *******:

Sounds good, Lucy. I'll get back to you within a day with the proposed ad for your review.

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Great. Thank you Mike!

From Me to Lucy *******:

Lucy,

I have attached the first draft of the ad. Please let me know what you think.

Mike

Attachment:


From Lucy ******* to Me:

Mike, I don't completely understand the ad. Could you please explain what you were going for with that graphic?

From Me to Lucy *******:

Lucy,

It is a man admiring his new haircut while a woman is crouching down to clean up the hair clippings on the floor below him.

Mike

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Oh. That’s not what think when I look at it. It looks very suggestive to me. Why is "downtown" and "service" in quotes?

From Me to Lucy *******:

How is that suggestive? The only thing it suggests to me is that I will be getting a very admirable haircut and quality service. The fact that the woman is already cleaning up the hair clippings while the man is still in the chair suggests that your store is quick, efficient, and clean.

Downtown is in quotes because it is short for Downtown *******, and I put "Service" in quotes to suggest that you will be getting much "more" than a haircut, such as helpful employees, great deals, and friendly smiles. If you do not offer great deals or friendly smiles, then I apologize for the mistake and will remove the quotes from around "Service." Otherwise, I don't understand what your problem is with the ad.

Mike

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Cut the BS, Mike. You know exactly what you did. Are you going to keep wasting my time or design the real ad?

From Me to Lucy *******:

Lucy, can you please explain why you are unhappy with the ad? I can't make changes if you are being so vague about everything. Would you like me to have the woman holding scissors and a hair comb?

Mike

From Lucy ******* to Me:

Leave me alone.
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LMFAO (2014-05-29 17:56:33)
This is the funniest shit ever, I mean seriously still didn't read the whole thing I'm stuck on stupid dieing of laughter at that add plz make more Mike (if that your real name)-LMFAO
Trucdan (2014-03-02 23:38:46)
TRUCK I"M NOT AN ASSHOLE OK
dumb (2014-01-02 20:08:16)
If I saw that advert I'd go in for sure
mungraker (2013-08-24 22:17:14)
@dumb, when you call someone dumb, it would help your argument to know the difference between "your" and "you're"
@Dumb (2013-06-14 10:37:59)
Your fucking Dumb
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SS (2013-05-04 18:55:41)
Funniest shit I have seen in a long long while.
Mister Anderson (2013-04-04 20:39:46)
Why is this one not at the top in the popular list? I was in tears from this one.
Dumb (2013-03-06 20:26:02)
you people are morons if you think this is funny, let alone real.
Amy (2013-02-05 00:16:01)
I spent the better part of an hour roaring of laughter after just glimpsing the ad. I had tears in my eyes. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!
me (2013-01-29 18:46:23)
I should sue you for making all this shit and forcing me to stay up reading it all in one go, making me late for work the next day and getting me fired. I hate you!
anonymous (2013-01-23 00:33:08)
I'm in tears and having difficulty breathing after seeing the first draft image. :')
Rosa (2013-01-13 01:39:51)
I WORSHIP YOU XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
joneleone (2013-01-08 01:52:27)
nice
bea (2013-01-05 20:56:26)
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Ari Riekes (2012-12-20 01:46:02)
That's the only position women are good for!
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jess (2012-12-03 20:20:32)
hahahaha i love this
FiveSeven (2012-11-16 20:26:08)
Could you please explain what you were going for with that graphic? HAHAHAHAHA
Sabrina (2012-10-29 09:02:13)
Marry me, John.
f (2012-10-19 13:54:59)
fuck
snackashnaw (2012-10-18 17:25:16)
yes
Graphics Designers (2012-10-17 23:34:33)
are a dollar a dozen nowadays. Good luck finding paid work, suckers.
Cunts (2012-09-23 00:41:07)
Always looking for graphic designers to design shit for free.
anonymous (2012-09-14 11:41:18)
hey!!!! "lucy" still looking for someone,, hahahahahaah!!!! dum ass!!!
Helly (2012-09-03 16:14:56)
I fully approve of this troll. I don't go around posting ads for free hair care.
martinnitsim (2012-07-28 17:24:40)
hi nev if you are still in need of them here is there site and details,give them a call ,say martin n told you to ring
@Timmy, @Random Girl (2012-07-27 20:14:07)
KIDS... Kids everywhere!!
Christ (2012-07-25 16:36:15)
she is being to vague, but i know what it is its cause the picture depicts a black man huh. racist hair salon!
Funny (2012-07-25 01:54:37)
When I saw the picture, I olmost died!!!
deputy98 (2012-07-22 08:19:52)
Meron bang tagalog version or pinoy na nangtitrip ng ads?
Random Girl (2012-07-21 00:52:16)
@Timmy: LOL Im 8 and I get it. Dumbass...
Wow (2012-07-19 17:07:57)
This is SO hilarious!
Denton (2012-06-28 23:57:48)
Or at least spell "fucking" correctly, contractions or not.
James Bond (2012-06-27 14:33:52)
Christine, before you attack someone else for their use of the English language, please make sure you are using the proper forms of "your" and "you're".
a fan (2012-06-27 07:51:26)
This guy is the most creative person I've ever seen. Thanks for making my days!
christine (2012-06-24 14:30:07)
Datsik read a book and learn how to spell, your the fucken genious
jockitch (2012-06-10 05:14:38)
Run the ad and have a line around the block.
Mocha! (2012-06-05 12:58:49)
TOOOOO FUNNY!!!!
bre (2012-05-15 21:14:42)
I was almost expecting him to say "you asked for a graphic ad, and I supplied"
Could've gone on (2012-05-15 16:52:23)
I really wanted to see Mike design some more posters when the bitch says are you going to design it or not XD
Lucy is a bitch (2012-05-15 09:01:32)
Hey Lucy give me a blowjob you stupid bitch. That will look great in your cocksucking portfolio.
anonymous (2012-05-12 01:26:45)
this is funny shit
g (2012-05-12 01:25:48)
gggg
Z (2012-05-11 07:22:10)
This whole site is hilarious, all though seriously inflicting my ability to get some work done :) The added bonus is all the prude, double standard, smart ass people in the comment section ... priceless!!
Lenore (2012-05-07 16:41:24)
At first I started laughing when I saw that she wanted the ad free and said that atleast "it will look good in your portfolio". But after seeing the ad I totally agree. When a customer sees that they'll hire you on the spot. xD
Drab (2012-05-01 05:53:30)
Fucking stupid shit house comedy that is unfunny and retarded. You are a bunch of dumb cunts.
BH (2012-04-05 23:17:52)
When I saw the ad I fell out of my chair and literally rolled on the floor laughing. Great stuff
PAIDartist (2012-03-17 16:10:14)
fuck people who want design for free and say "itll look good in your portfolio". you know what looks good in portfolios? getting paid fat stacks of cash by other people. not giving your shit away free. how does that create value? i hate people
fill blanks (2012-03-03 04:19:43)
pure comedy
Tim (2012-02-29 08:11:11)
HAHAHAHAHA you see it's funny because the graphic looks like...
bellybump (2012-02-17 12:36:48)
Will someone explain this to me when I'm born tomorrow?
Timmy (2012-02-03 22:59:08)
I'm 12 and what is this?
jib jab (2012-01-25 16:48:41)
fucking hilarious
really...? (2012-01-21 20:50:34)
"Would look good for your portfolio" only works if associated with a big fat pricetag, or for Playboy.
Indigo (2012-01-03 10:01:41)
Guess you get what you pay for. Fuck people wanting shit done for their fuckin' businesses for free.
Velocikat (2011-12-28 19:16:51)
I am STILL laughing. I keep looking at the picture ^.^ I admire Lucy for staying totally under control and innocent the two emails after recieving his graphic, wonderful!
@shut the fuck up (2011-12-28 19:14:19)
I totally agree. I'm actually surprised that some of these 12/13 year-olds think it's impressive to get thid. (Lols im pretty much dissin myself, being 13 and all) pffff -_-
@icp (2011-12-12 04:37:10)
lol
ICP (2011-12-05 00:37:35)
Fuckin magnets, how do they work?
Datsik (2011-11-25 17:55:42)
lol does it matter when i was born? that was fucking ginious
Datsik (2011-11-25 17:55:41)
lol does it matter when i was born? that was fucking ginious
Cuntstubble (2011-11-23 06:41:13)
I laughed and farted at the same time
baby elephant (2011-11-14 04:44:06)
i was born yesterday and i get this joke
L0l (2011-11-12 04:55:21)
First off lmao at these people falling for people's troll tricks. Second off this is the funniest one so far XD
Bathysphere (2011-11-06 00:00:30)
Dear shut the fuck up, are you new to the internet? the "I'm 12, what is this" thing is a meme.
Sam I am (2011-11-04 16:15:30)
I'm 12, what is this
bmoe (2011-10-24 16:40:15)
best one I've read too... love the use of quotations in the ad
shut the fuck up (2011-09-18 06:27:34)
no one cares if you got it or how old you are. no one is going to think to themselves, "hey, now THAT kid is sharp! He got a blowjob joke before ever seeing a girl's mouth anywhere near his genitals!"
5 year old ginger (2011-09-17 14:10:03)
wat is oral sex is it wen u talk wile havin sex?!?
Explanation Man (2011-09-11 13:18:40)
Oral sex. It's an oral sex joke. You're welcome.
John McCain (2011-09-09 06:22:22)
I'm over 9000 and i don't get what this is.
Someguy (2011-09-05 19:06:27)
I got this, and i'm 11 years old. LMFAO.
completely serious (2011-09-04 18:41:44)
i don't get the ad. what is funny about this?
Yasu (2011-09-03 04:15:57)
Scissors and hair comb pls
wtf!?!?!?!?! (2011-08-26 09:45:25)
mike the joke kicks ass!!! props to u! dont mistake me when i tell the kids to go read. youth today are fucked up enough already lol
wtf?!?!?! (2011-08-26 09:43:59)
ok little kids...u get the joke. great. now how bout not trollin around on sites like this to further corrupt ur mind? go read
Alice (2011-08-22 20:54:08)
Wow... that bis crazily funny. I immediately got it and I'm 13.
Anon (2011-08-15 12:36:23)
I'm 35 and I knew what this was.
Tears in my eyes (2011-08-14 05:19:57)
I couldn't stop crying and whimpering from the hardcore laughing I succumbed to
Homo (2011-08-12 11:28:01)
Im 23.. what is that ad tell about?
christina grimmie (2011-08-11 02:56:11)
is hot
Deitrik (2011-08-08 04:14:16)
I agree with Mr Clinton. Should I give Monica and her friend a call again sir?
exxodus (2011-07-26 10:14:27)
i am enjoying and rofl rofl rofl here man )
anonymous (2011-07-25 23:27:18)
New to the site. already one of the best things I have ever read!
meh (2011-07-17 22:32:49)
I really pity Mike. I mean this is great, I'm in tears here, but poor Mike... How can he find this funny anymore? I mean you spend years eating strawberries and suddenly, strawberries don't taste so good anymore.
I'm Foor! (2011-07-13 01:42:24)
blowJob!!!
Hi (2011-07-12 00:57:01)
Ok all the 8 year olds big damn deal if you know what a blow job is you get a cookie and free porn membership
steevooo (2011-07-07 17:47:04)
ahahhahahahaha bill clinton genius
FYI (2011-07-06 14:41:21)
im 8 and i even knew what it was
Bill Clinton (2011-07-02 18:15:57)
Now I'm in the mood for a BJ.
carbo (2011-06-26 21:07:18)
you are an artist!
Matt (2011-06-19 00:51:36)
Honestly the funniest one I've ever read. Ur a genius!! Sooo funny!!
84 (2011-06-17 18:57:48)
I dont get it, how can she cut his hair if she's a midget?
Tyrese (2011-06-12 20:22:19)
im goin tern 7 neckst weke and evin I new what it wus.
anonymous (2011-05-30 11:20:21)
i was 10 and i knew what it was
beenreadingfor2hours (2011-05-13 18:06:06)
dude! this one is tops! along with your disguised weapons LOL!!! XD
lulz (2011-05-07 18:13:15)
that one is GOOD, haha
me from bumba land (2011-05-04 02:43:41)
i want the "service"
Anonymous (2011-05-01 17:59:53)
I'm 11 and i know what this is. It is a girl sucking a guy's dick
Marina (2011-05-01 07:51:07)
Genius, absolate genius.
anonymous (2011-05-01 03:57:14)
im 12 and what is this?
48 & Appreciative (2011-04-30 10:18:10)
Needs to be in Top Rated. Hilarious! Thanks.
wizard348 (2011-04-26 12:58:29)
Absolutely brilliant !!! I too almost peed my pants. I am 70 years old and I can't remember laughing so hard.
starving designer (2011-04-24 23:15:04)
THANKA YOU! so many cock smokes out there think artists should work for free
Anon (2011-04-24 15:43:10)
I hate the person who put out the ad because they're just trying to get shit for free, using the old "it'll help your portfolio" excuse.
asd (2011-04-07 00:40:56)
She was like you can put anything hair cut related, but don't put scissors or something "boring". yea... that's a nice description.
omg... (2011-04-06 21:44:03)
this is just amazing. amazing. thank you! donation your way!!!
Dan (2011-04-02 03:05:24)
Wow..that was incredibly funny..my chest hurts
hooker (2011-03-30 18:22:33)
love it eat it taste it
z (2011-03-30 00:00:32)
I don't normally laugh too much at these (usually the idiot-hick commenters kill the humor anyways) but this one really works well. I think it's just because it's so easy to hate this bitch, though.
ADSF (2011-03-29 19:23:30)
*she
ADSF (2011-03-29 19:23:15)
What an idiot. Seriously, how could he be so stupid to reject an ad like that? Seriously, you'd get customers by the boatload. If I were in charge of this business, I wouldn't just pay this guy, I'd hire him as my marketing department. Genius!
bitch (2011-03-29 10:59:07)
i thought the ad was beautiful.
Leech (2011-03-27 22:02:48)
hahaha, I loved the ad!
anonymous (2011-03-24 02:42:56)
HAHA! That's what she deserves for thinking she could get "free" quality art and pull the "it will look great on your portfolio" card. What a joke!
anonymous (2011-03-24 00:01:44)
My lungs hurt from laughing so hard and I have a feeling that my abs are gonna be pretty sore tomorrow too
Ceristimo (2011-03-23 18:20:08)
Tears running down my face. That graphic is simply brilliant. Thanks for a good laugh!
Derek (2011-03-22 12:58:33)
20 internetz. WIN
anonymous (2011-03-22 08:09:25)
I almost pissed myself!
TacoMagic (2011-03-21 15:33:15)
@Alex. EXACTLY. If you ask for free design work using the old "Look good in your portfolio" tripe, you deserve to get jerked around like this. Actually, had I been the one responding I would not have been nearly so nice.
sazz (2011-03-17 22:06:06)
@Bfrth - Most woman aren't lame you asshole, some PEOPLE are though..it's fuckin hilarious, keep up work Mike
Bfrth (2011-03-14 12:01:54)
People are so bloody boring. Jesus Christ i would laugh my ass of i got an ad like that. (but then again most women are lame and lack a sense of humour)
jm (2011-03-07 15:25:32)
i love you mike,hahaha,i am still crying
Betty (2011-03-04 06:06:20)
haha and he totally explains how those words are not any bit suggestive! ROFL..am dead n cremated..
Dante (2011-02-20 18:20:13)
Fucking HILARIOUS.
Lisa (2011-02-17 18:45:05)
Omfg, this is gold!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a while!
Remi (2011-02-16 22:31:51)
How do I love thee Mike...let me count the number of times I peed my pants reading your stuff...
xemnas (2011-02-15 13:57:26)
literally almost shit my pants -_- u sir are a genius... 5 internet points to u
to smitty (2011-02-15 11:04:36)
go back to school seems like you need to talk kindergarden english. i mean damn i maybe cyberschooled and use spell check but im not that bad haha.
Smitty (2011-01-22 13:54:10)
U ar MIY fukin Hearo I Luv U
anon (2011-01-16 00:12:30)
Seriously lolled for like a minute straight.
Tom (2011-01-10 20:23:42)
Too bad the address is blocked out - all I know is that now I want a haircut from that place....
Zevus (2011-01-01 20:56:21)
The woman can't even use "i.e." correctly. Can we expect her to be anything other than trollable?
Rusty (2010-12-30 20:40:13)
Stop getting offended you idiots.
JOE (2010-12-15 06:21:41)
Its like this guy thinks like every guy out there and dig deeps in thoughts and understands it right. We laugh because this is what goes through our heads! ROFL
Bobby (2010-12-12 14:39:55)
ahahahah love the response to the ad
lala (2010-12-12 12:26:55)
can tell it is so a bjob :P
Dean (2010-12-04 16:06:19)
This woman totally deserved it. She's just asking to be messed with if she had the nerve to put up an ad for free graphic design work. "Would look great for your portfolio." What bullshit.
aZn ch1ck (2010-12-02 21:48:56)
holy shit, this is gold.
anonymous (2010-11-29 00:52:58)
I thought your response was even funnier than the ad itself!
Alex (2010-11-18 19:04:46)
I'm with the guy who said she deserved it for asking for free design. How anyone thinks that it's acceptable to ask for free work, and then get picky about the result they get ( I'm referring to her request to avoid scissors. ) is asking for t
Mark (2010-11-18 18:43:53)
Honestly, I think this is the best one you've done! I still get a laugh out of that image when I look at it!!
a-non-Emoose (2010-11-16 01:12:23)
@PhuckingLamers ok Lucy, calm down.
somebody (2010-11-04 23:02:00)
PhuckingLamers I apologize that you don't like this post, to make it up to you if you ever post an ad needing a ride some place just click "copy" and "paste" to put this down. "Dumb ass retard that has no sense of humor is look
Phil (2010-11-03 02:49:29)
Mike, you are awesome....please just dont stop posting...I laugh out loud so much while reading your 'add' :)
rori lynn (2010-10-15 10:41:15)
"why is "downtown" and "service" in quotes?" best line ever.
Moose (2010-10-13 22:49:05)
Extremely funny !! Would have been even better if he had built the suspense - asked her about her company, her goals, mission keywords, etc - and then twisted these into the ad pic - then she really would have blown her stack. LOL.
Moose (2010-10-13 22:47:40)
Extremely funny !! Would have been even better if he had built the suspense - asked her about her company, her goals, mission keywords, etc - and then twisted these into the ad pic - then she really would have blown her stack. LOL.
JKwwonn (2010-10-13 22:10:16)
BEST ONE IVE SEEN YET
THis is FUNNY (2010-10-10 22:36:21)
Thanks for the laugs... this is awesome.
RL (2010-10-05 22:23:29)
This wouldn't be offensive if it was the 50's. The ad advocates women take their place in society
Teddy (2010-10-05 14:26:28)
What website was she posting this on?
Stt (2010-10-05 00:32:22)
You are brilliant! This is the best site. I haven't laughed this hard in years.
Mike (2010-09-29 14:57:26)
haha That is very hilarious! You people need to calm down, anyone putting an ignorant ad for free graphic design is just asking for it. It's a service just like getting a hair cut you don't ask for free haircuts do you? So don't ask for free d
oneup (2010-09-29 05:13:45)
Most of the stuff on here is just a tad to far if you ask me... It's not funny, at best you're wasting people's time if you're not offending them (I refer to the cat trap). I kind off sympathize with all the 'get a life' comments
Galfromdownunder (2010-09-20 11:36:26)
I was almost expecting the designer's final word to be this: "Ask for something for free, and you'll get as good as you give." (Being from Downunder and all that)
anonymous (2010-09-19 13:53:45)
omg thanks man so much for this site! i cant stop laughing
gooner14 (2010-09-19 05:35:06)
HAHA!! best one yet
snookiesnookie (2010-09-17 12:14:23)
haha..
george (2010-09-10 15:55:02)
amazing
Steve urkel (2010-09-04 19:40:55)
Did I do that?
Rich (2010-08-31 15:24:13)
I am f-ing crying right now... That is hysterical
PhukingLamers is gay (2010-08-28 16:33:23)
The guy under me is right if you dont like it GTFO
Trollina (2010-08-25 22:38:27)
The guy below me is a fag V
PhuckingLamers (2010-08-22 23:13:45)
What are are all you fucktards 5 years old? That was fucking lame and so is the idiot that posted this hiite blog. get a life you losers!
nicxter (2010-08-22 03:26:08)
HAHAHA I LOLed so much! this is hilarious!
Jordi (2010-08-11 14:36:27)
Awesome win. I hate people who think graphic design should be free.
vemma6105 (2010-08-01 19:49:05)
You certainly have some agreeable opinions and views. Your blog provides a fresh look at the subject.
M (2010-07-29 17:28:38)
hahah woooo gotta love sportys!
hyker (2010-07-28 21:31:16)
wow,I never really laugh out loud at my desk when Im alone,you get a gold meal for being the first one who could do it in about 5-6 months
Seut (2010-07-26 10:00:32)
:')
Jake (2010-07-23 16:11:17)
Been laughing for 5 minutes now, can't stop.
Jess (2010-07-23 08:09:13)
I burst out laughing so loud that my neighbour started banging on the wall pmsl...this is one of my faves!
Terri (2010-07-22 19:53:42)
you are excellent!
Anon (2010-07-22 08:33:31)
its been a long time that I sat alone at my desk actually laughing out loud for minutes awesome
anonymous (2010-07-21 05:25:55)
"It is a man admiring his new haircut while a woman is crouching down to clean up the hair clippings on the floor below him." LMFAO
Dr. Halo (2010-07-20 06:54:25)
Perfect! I hate that kind of people. They want something, but don't want to pay for that.
loud (2010-07-17 12:57:58)
I just picture this pic with the girl holding a scissors and a comb, can't stop laughing
ANTHONYJPERRI (2010-07-11 05:36:23)
YOU ARE GIFTED
leenK (2010-07-09 22:57:16)
please post the real phone number for the business i would like to inquire about their anal bleaching
tastybluecrayon (2010-07-08 01:45:56)
"If you do not offer great deals or friendly smiles, then I apologize for the mistake" LOL!!!
toogood (2010-07-07 11:07:26)
haha perfect..
Metro (2010-07-07 03:08:51)
Do they do male brazilian waxes?
hater_of_dumbasses (2010-07-05 17:02:56)
(finishing the sentence that the website so rudely cut me off on:) about it.
hater_of_dumbasses (2010-07-05 17:01:31)
@Cicisully: "I only discovered u yesterday...I've been laughing ever since." Really? 'Cause as far as I know, the letter "u" has been a letter of the alphabet for years now... And I also don't understand what's funny abo
anniebear (2010-06-28 16:05:27)
ROCK!
Maria (2010-06-28 12:20:06)
Why do people ask for stuff for free and expect to get anything good? Idiots.
lolol (2010-06-24 21:32:09)
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, MIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
venom800 (2010-06-24 20:19:10)
Hahahhaha this site is the best thing ever happened since the invention of light
xx (2010-06-22 14:10:42)
all of these are hilarious, good job man
buy vemma (2010-06-21 19:12:42)
You certainly deserve a round of applause for your post and more specifically, your blog in general. Very high quality material
JBoogie (2010-06-21 15:28:57)
lol this one is hilarious
Udelblue (2010-06-21 13:13:55)
Awesome! i never laughed so hard.
Wycieczki (2010-06-20 14:37:51)
I find myself coming to your blog more and more often to the point where my visits are almost daily now!
Melissa (2010-06-19 13:11:26)
Come "downtown" for some affordable "service" - lmao!!
kinoshika (2010-06-18 02:09:58)
I appreciate the concern which is been rose. The things need to be sorted out because it is about the individual but it can be with everyone.
changedmylife (2010-06-11 19:49:57)
chinese horoscope say so that turningpoint today oh boy thank you sad 5 years now not now thank you
broken leg (2010-06-07 12:34:54)
even though i hav a broken leg tthis made me laugh so hard n made my day
Anon (2010-06-05 01:15:59)
@anonymous (2010-05-04 22:14:11) "That's what the bitch gets for asking for "free graphic design" for a business clearly intended to make profit." I agree completely! The old "You can use it in your portfolio" line! Lol
8===> (2010-06-03 15:48:19)
LoL. funny thing is that i dont think she'll have any problem attracting customers with Mike's ad!
Munim (2010-06-03 03:00:39)
hahahahha! This one deserves to be in the top list! Infact I think its one of the best ones..
Swedish (2010-05-30 14:57:28)
Redicutarded!
Fromunda Chiese (2010-05-30 10:04:49)
Damn! That is too frickin funny. Had no clue you were going there. I was in tears!
isea2much (2010-05-23 17:56:31)
but enough of this is never never enough! thanks i really needed to lol.
jules (2010-05-21 02:43:14)
fucking riot! I would love to see that backlit sign. Kills the old barbershop pole.
Srxjer (2010-05-20 12:36:57)
HAHAHA oh God I was in tears!
That Guy (2010-05-19 18:23:45)
LOL, this is the best one by far. Fantastic job, tho it does make you somewhat of an a**hole, good stuff still
Saoirse (2010-05-19 15:26:14)
LMFAO, at I was thinking she was down there doing manscaping. Good one regardless
arnie (2010-05-18 18:28:08)
HAHAHA!!!! sure that shop ANYDAY (unless the haircutter was fat... 8==3
Cicisully (2010-05-16 03:20:31)
I only discovered u yesterday...I've been laughing ever since.
Pui Pui (2010-05-14 21:06:40)
Oh man, I almost had an asthma crisis because of this one...
anonymous (2010-05-14 19:56:49)
this is all different kinds of win
Sarah (2010-05-12 20:49:40)
So Lucy didn't think the ad was "attention grabbing" enough? You can't please some people. I'm going to use it in my presidential campaign.
Tom Rabor (2010-05-06 10:53:47)
Im ready for some more lets go...
anonymous (2010-05-04 22:14:11)
That's what the bitch gets for asking for "free graphic design" for a business clearly intended to make profit.
Labiated_assholE (2010-05-04 05:38:55)
this got my Grey flaccid labiated anus all moist
Nancygirl (2010-04-25 20:57:08)
Keep them "coming", Love your stuff. I laugh my ass off.
Brandon (2010-04-25 18:21:24)
WOW...i am so glad someone is out there fucking with people like this dull pencil. I like how the person put in there, "this will be great for your portfolio"... yeah like all a trained graphic designer is waiting for is to do a bullshit project f
Amazing (2010-04-24 16:38:22)
I think I love you
Joan (2010-04-24 14:07:24)
HHAHHAHAH ROFLLLL you are amazing!!!
wrong. (2010-04-23 21:19:12)
damn, who gives a fuck if it's fake or not? most of the shit on tv is fake, but it's still hilarious. real or not, this shit is fucking amazing.
Foney (2010-04-23 16:07:47)
This whole tale is fake. The address on the flyer is an obvious fake. This entire website is fake.
Yoshimano (2010-04-23 07:45:39)
OMG thanks I haven't had such a laugh in a while! Couldn't stop myself each time I had a look at the graphic! I lov e so much the way you're laughing at her with your "it's man admiring his new haircut" or "would you like me te
Alex (2010-04-22 17:51:42)
I LOVE GETTING "Serviced"
Subliminalman (2010-04-21 07:17:11)
Man this is some serious heavy duty stuff...my stomach is still hurting.
Zexe (2010-04-18 17:52:44)
ROFL ROFL ROFL LMAO LMAOOOOOOOOO LMAO! EPICCCCCCCCCC! Love it! <3 u made my day man! HAHAHAHAHAH
go fuck a chicken (2010-04-18 16:29:52)
halarious
JustinBieberisgay (2010-04-18 00:36:53)
This website is awesome. Justin Bieber go fuck yourself. Also go get a life instead of singing like a girl.
anonymous (2010-04-17 17:45:34)
Either the same annoying fuck is posting all these hate comments or theres really a bunch of lame fucks that wait by their computer for updates.
STOP COMPLAINING (2010-04-17 14:51:46)
seriously? do you think bitching and moaning is gonna bring this guy back and start updating? HE HAS A LIFE. get over it. and go do something productive while you're at it. TWATS.
lol (2010-04-16 11:52:52)
I fart in the general direction of all those who threaten to "quit" if the site isn't updated. Who gives a rat's arse? Leave already.
RV (2010-04-16 11:47:20)
I've been checking once a day for any update. I'll give it another look Monday morning before I quit coming here.
matt (2010-04-16 08:09:32)
RIP Dont Even Reply
KyleDennis (2010-04-16 00:30:08)
pure genius
torealist (2010-04-15 18:58:43)
Sounds like someone's envious. Ya know the whole sour grapes thing? hahaha If you can do better why don't you?
anonymous (2010-04-15 17:37:35)
I emailed him to see why the fuck he wasn't updating and he said he's been too busy with finals to fuck with people. He promised he would update a lot more once school is over
Realist (2010-04-15 16:43:40)
You manipulate the responses to give more shock value. At best your just another internet blogger
anonymous (2010-04-15 14:43:34)
If I was this guy I would not update just to piss yall off. Do you really thin cussing him out and calling him names is going to speed this up. Yall need to grow up and quit relaying on this site. Do something else that's productive.
heydummy (2010-04-15 14:39:24)
His names not MIKE!
MIKE (2010-04-15 14:11:46)
THIS SITE JUMPED THE SHARK A LONG TIME AGO. PUT A FORK IN IT.
rightonchillax (2010-04-15 13:18:37)
Everyone else should calm down.
Corporate (2010-04-15 12:53:04)
He's gone corporate guys. I don't know what that means, but this site ain't going nowhere fast. Cmon man! Go for $$$ the right way, fill this this with ads, and at least give us new content! Books are out of style man.
chillax (2010-04-15 12:06:39)
The asshole who makes this website is still a wee college student. It's probably exam time.
Corneliu Codreanu (2010-04-15 12:03:57)
Need to update more often mate.
supafan (2010-04-15 11:56:45)
I love your shit, and I know good things take time, but if this is just a setback to get us all to buy your book, thats fuc*ed.
me (2010-04-15 11:29:59)
seriously fucking update already!!!
Wisdom (2010-04-15 11:21:49)
Fresh, still. This is good, was laughing at these in iraq, and hope to be laughing at them in afghanistan in a couple months.
Danny (2010-04-15 10:36:52)
What a fucking sell-out this tool is!
körv+mos+bostongurka (2010-04-15 09:31:13)
update the site or your palm will get hairy and you will go blind.
fag (2010-04-14 23:00:40)
what could you possibly be doing other than not posting you bitch ass bitch? post something new fag
Jonny Rocket (2010-04-14 12:31:58)
You need to put up a new one please!!!!
Trammel (2010-04-14 10:51:54)
Fucking update the site ass punk bitch!
anonymooos->gött-mos (2010-04-14 07:26:35)
update the site or god will kill a kitten.
timetodeletyou (2010-04-13 20:07:30)
Sick of waiting later
Nick4126 (2010-04-13 20:04:57)
HAHAHA I feel bad for her, but it still is funny.
StiggaB (2010-04-13 18:30:23)
Dear Sporty's, I'm looking for a free haircut. It'll look great in your portfolio. When can I come in?
geiko (2010-04-13 17:56:56)
Don't be an asshole. Update!
cat (2010-04-13 15:04:38)
As a Graphic Designer, it always pisses me off when people post on craigslist asking for free services. Thanks for messing with this one a little. Funny as always.
Dumbass (2010-04-13 14:25:38)
Heywhinners lern how to spel
heywhinners (2010-04-13 13:48:11)
Are you so out of touch you think his life revolves around this site? Just because you have nothin goin on in yours. How about ya get a life and quit whinning.
SHANKSTER (2010-04-13 12:24:49)
ah come on lady!! i would totally get my hair cut there with an add like that!! :)
Remove Favorite (2010-04-13 09:14:48)
Now that this guy has a book coming out he is too important to post an update.
wayne (2010-04-13 06:19:11)
more mike moreeeeeeeeeeee
matt (2010-04-12 22:41:06)
ya, im not normally one of the whiners here, but it has been a long time between posts
stoli (2010-04-12 15:15:42)
we need new material....its been too long mike
CG (2010-04-12 02:43:55)
Be quiet whiners. Wait for the magic to come. Fuck, you lazy morons, if it's so easy, go do it yourself.
anonymous (2010-04-11 11:20:06)
update the page you fucking asshole, I aint paying shit but it is quite hilarious
john (2010-04-10 15:34:05)
mint my nuts
Hillary (2010-04-10 12:42:06)
So whaddya want for free, lady?
Fuck (2010-04-10 10:25:16)
you you lazy fucking fuck. fuck off.
anonymous (2010-04-10 07:58:30)
Penis
Mikey (2010-04-10 07:11:42)
You should post Lucy's email so we can all fuck with that stingy bitch. "Would look great for your portfolio" WOW what a good deal! How about you give me a free BJ, bitch, THAT would look great for your portfolio.
Tim (2010-04-09 16:29:00)
LMFAO
#1 fan (2010-04-09 14:57:59)
yeah mike- you got me checking back every goddam day for a new post. i kno youve got a boatload of material. post that shit. ps. people post THE dumbest shit on free craigslist. please fuck with them.
Zoli (2010-04-09 06:53:27)
Fucking mike get off your ass and make me another one! Tired of checking back everyday. I NEED more!
William (2010-04-08 15:50:19)
This is the first time I saw this site....only one word comes to mind...Brilliant...absolutely brilliant!!!!!!!
Curtis (2010-04-08 14:56:14)
I love how she just says "Leave me alone" at the end. Its just pathetic <3
anonymous (2010-04-08 10:36:31)
hilarious !!!
Muz (2010-04-08 08:53:43)
Not my favourite one but still a good laugh, ordered your book last night as I found amazon.co.uk also sell it. Can't wait as your one of the few people that can get me to laugh out loud with an article.
anonymous (2010-04-08 05:54:46)
wtf man... why are you not updating your site anymore? one update a month is not enough,,, :-(
Kevin (2010-04-07 18:31:39)
Jack, you're kind of missing the point, she may have been "nice" about it, but she's still asking for free graphic design work, which is insane and insulting. She owns a salon but isn't even willing to negotiate a form of payment.
OGC (2010-04-07 11:41:59)
It had something to do with gerbils... Mr. Brown.
Mr. Brown (2010-04-07 11:12:46)
What did he go to jail for?
Update! (2010-04-07 10:55:45)
Update!!! NOW!!!
D-mont (2010-04-06 17:23:59)
everyone knows your name now. I liked it better when everyone thought it was mike partlow
BobBobberson (2010-04-06 14:25:39)
Makes me want to get a haircut. And I'm bald.
OGC (2010-04-06 14:09:48)
bhm is a lame cunt
bhm (2010-04-06 11:30:53)
What about placing an ad offering your services as a free fashion designer/dressmaker to make a free wedding dress or prom gown. Then create a portfolio of photos of insane dresses that you can email out to those interested. I bet you'd get great r
Jack Worthing (2010-04-05 22:47:04)
This one totally sucked, John... she was so nice about it too. :(
Helen (2010-04-05 20:38:03)
LMFAOOO!
Dick Long (2010-04-05 19:31:08)
Everybody who can afford to open a business, but goes panhandling for services, deserves to be treated this way if not worse.
Bimbo (2010-04-05 17:38:41)
Tehehe
Miss X (2010-04-05 12:50:40)
LOL!!!!!!!! Fuckin fantastic!
cameron (2010-04-05 11:38:47)
hahaha another really good one!! i just bought your book hahaha its awesome...ive never read so much in my life
fawkdyamom (2010-04-05 02:17:45)
laughed my ass off, more please
DarkWolf (2010-04-04 23:43:33)
Fucking Fantastic. Buying the book now. :)
suckmahcock (2010-04-04 17:45:50)
well....that is very suggestive....i'm game.
Lol (2010-04-04 13:14:12)
service!
Blah (2010-04-03 23:36:06)
Ahahahaaaa haha ha ... I pooped a little
doofus (2010-04-03 21:03:30)
hey john, bought the fucking book, now post some more shit!
F LI C K Y O LI (2010-04-03 03:35:11)
ALL OF YOU
kikimushroom (2010-04-02 22:39:49)
hahahahahhaahhaah
Peanut (2010-04-02 21:57:20)
Yeah, he was arrested for attempting to smuggle ferrets into California for an undercover fed. Tragic, really. Poor ferrets.
Randy Feltcher (2010-04-02 21:28:10)
Anybody seen my straw?
yes (2010-04-02 14:53:03)
how ironic he gets arrested on april fools day. what are the odds of that. please post soon from your prison cell.
contrari (2010-04-02 11:04:52)
This is actually nicer than what ranting graphic designers typically come back with on people dumb enough to post that they want "free graphic design" on Craigslist. I mean...seriously. If you want something for free, do it yourself in Word or Pai
Tardgasm (2010-04-02 06:34:29)
People actually thought he had been arrested? For fuck's sake, when you receive information, THINK about it before accepting it as true, you sad sad morons.
anonymous (2010-04-02 05:24:47)
HAHA, he clearly wrote both sides. This is moronic and never occurred.
yeah !! (2010-04-01 17:33:24)
this dude is the shizz too bad he got arrested probz from Holland aight when u get back do yo thing thing homie lolz
Moe (2010-04-01 17:15:27)
idiots! He's arrested. And on april fools. how quaint!
Stupid (2010-04-01 16:35:13)
Yes. He got arrested and his last words were: "buy my book!". Get a life.
CONTRO (2010-04-01 14:05:28)
April Fool
matt (2010-04-01 13:40:29)
yeah anyone know any details about this arrest?
misterTT (2010-04-01 13:38:34)
yo, did this guy really get arrested? anybody? hope not, that would be a tragic day for internet-prank-humor.
anonymous (2010-04-01 13:11:00)
hope u will get baild.
HAHAHAHAHHA (2010-04-01 11:25:22)
ha
Arthur Vandelay (2010-03-31 23:04:32)
Does anyone need an architect?
Dr. Epic (2010-03-31 22:28:31)
Rofl, his explanation of the graphic actually makes a lot of sense. And yeah, lucy either can learn to make her own pictures, or stop being a freeloading bitch. If it were me, the graphic would probably say something along the lines of "fuck you, yo
rutabaker (2010-03-31 21:25:11)
yes buy the new book, tons of new shit in it - some really f'n funny ones too..
Cindy lou- who (2010-03-31 21:23:10)
Dude, you should seriously think about making your own show or act or something!! That would be some crazy crap!!! :D
Update (2010-03-31 14:00:20)
Update time!
numnuts (2010-03-31 12:57:18)
nuts for sale!
Akunin (2010-03-31 08:50:04)
With such an ad, Id deffinitely pay this barber a visit.
throttlefinger (2010-03-31 08:08:49)
thank you, thank you. you are doing god's work. or some other asshole's.
Bale Out (2010-03-31 05:45:38)
The nerve of that woman! Demands a free ad, offers nothing in return, and then tells Mike to "cut the BS"... YOU cut the BS, cheap ass sterile bitch.
marv (2010-03-31 05:35:40)
this blew my high. good shit
TO BUY OR NOT TO BUY (2010-03-31 00:54:20)
SHOULD IBUY IT OR RICK ROLL UR ASS
Hey Asshole (2010-03-30 15:26:44)
I bought your book. Every day when I take a crap I read 1 story. Thanks you are a bottomless toilet of funny shit.
Jan (2010-03-30 14:19:34)
we want more!!!!
1664 (2010-03-30 08:04:04)
The very least she could do is offer a free haircut. Stingy bitch.
BOOK (2010-03-30 00:42:17)
SHOULD I BUY THE NEW BOOK?
peter (2010-03-30 00:24:34)
that's a stupid ad so fake.
Mocha Joe (2010-03-29 19:05:31)
@wow What is a "bring", and would one go about jumping off one? Keep up the great work Mike!
Homeboy (2010-03-29 18:18:07)
Never mind, this is a racist website. I used to post here as Shonté and fought against racism, but I got banned. Racists just never call it quits.
wow (2010-03-29 16:49:07)
Ppl who use a comedic site to spread hate, are just pathetic. Go jump ur racist asses off a bring and die.
thomwill (2010-03-29 14:53:02)
bravo sir. bravo.
the book (2010-03-29 14:08:16)
the book is fucking hilarious...he has a shitload of new emails in the book that had me dying. there are some "greatest hits" from the website as well, but i could have sworn he included more of the conversation in some
book FOR ASSHOLES (2010-03-29 13:39:26)
do u like the new BOOK????????????
Stacyliz86 (2010-03-29 10:13:14)
You should write a book with all of these adds/replies! Seriously, i would buy it!
Dick Heitner (2010-03-29 08:35:01)
If you wanna get a head, get a haircut
Hugh Janus (2010-03-29 08:32:58)
Excellent. Fuck doing work for free and free pitching
andrew (2010-03-28 20:54:46)
this is so true of the entire design industry, and it's bloody sickening. people just think because it's design, they can get it for free because they're "doing you a favour". i think mike was too lenient on this girl :)
rick roll (2010-03-28 13:05:31)
people asking for free lunch deserve that kind of treatment btw, why don't africans go back to their countries ?
sadfhge (2010-03-27 21:11:08)
Who the fuck asks for free graphic design work on craigslist? She could of at least bartered for some free haircuts or something. Then she gets all snappy w/ Mike. Bitch please. Open the purse strings and get yourself an ad.
buzzkill (2010-03-27 14:31:37)
ha ha james, nice one! i would PAY for the service of seeing that bitch's face when she opened that graphic. "can you please explain what were you going for with that graphic"? hashhah god i hate her.
pukcufehttuhs (2010-03-26 22:31:37)
nice
Denise (2010-03-26 21:18:09)
The knight rider, fighting the untouchable employers, yeee haa!
me (2010-03-26 19:00:24)
Because i deal with people in the hair industry (as a supplier) i find this extremely funny. love the perspective on the ad as well.
ging (2010-03-26 16:48:10)
not the bestest one but the idea as a whole = lolacaust
anonymous (2010-03-26 16:34:39)
Not good enough for you bitch? this shit is free!
Paul (2010-03-26 15:26:25)
My downtown could go for some servicing.
obama (2010-03-26 11:49:51)
I am a worthless jew but this is funny
Cool (2010-03-26 09:01:15)
holy shit lol, you sure know how to troll, keep em coming Mike lol
anonymous (2010-03-26 08:48:12)
the onlythingsuckingisthis
u like bookieeeee (2010-03-26 03:04:00)
how the book.....new shit?????!!!
vam (2010-03-26 02:45:08)
i eL oL eLed
matt (2010-03-25 23:26:08)
funniest shit ever
Larken (2010-03-25 21:51:48)
Awesome! You are the king!
mike (2010-03-25 18:01:28)
meh, i was hoping for better
Derb (2010-03-25 14:47:18)
Lucy knows deep down that she should be running a wash and wax... and you took her down that path. I heard she doesn't offer health care to her "girls"
Michael (2010-03-25 14:39:50)
Bringing us back to the old stuff haha i laughed very hard. this is up there with horse farm
Gabriel (2010-03-25 14:37:22)
From Argentina: Excelente...
anon (2010-03-25 12:03:45)
GOLD! Finally some quality like the early ones.
Eric Elvis (2010-03-25 10:21:18)
Man, I was hoping you'd hit them back with a 2nd design....
mangjose (2010-03-25 08:58:21)
Among the funniest of them all.
Lulz (2010-03-25 06:01:32)
Fuck people who want free work, and fuck with them until it hurts. I laughed.
Filops (2010-03-25 00:42:29)
I love when you draw pictures!
Shadow (2010-03-24 23:42:58)
Oh lawl, that's awesome. It is bad that I'm shocked she was not swayed by Mike's explanation? XD
Bitch (2010-03-24 22:56:16)
HAHAHAHA!
hmmm (2010-03-24 22:34:20)
should have done something with the word "come" lol but really one of your better emails
TH (2010-03-24 21:49:10)
CLASSIC!!
@book (2010-03-24 21:26:20)
It said 60% new material. I have mine already. I have 2 new favorites now.
book (2010-03-24 20:13:19)
I want to get his bookk!...but what the difference with the book and the site...is there different material...or same shit that on here that is put into the book?
anonymous (2010-03-24 20:09:20)
put it in the best of
LOL (2010-03-24 16:47:39)
LOL
james (2010-03-24 15:39:00)
Mike, you should have asked Lucy if she could suck your dick for free because it would look good on her portfolio.
Dun.can (2010-03-24 14:47:47)
LOL, it looks like the hairdresser is performing fellatio on the customer ;)
Dun.can (2010-03-24 14:47:21)
:)
lol (2010-03-24 14:45:03)
lmao
Amy (2010-03-24 14:32:52)
I write/edit and get the same bs of "great for your portfolio." Guess what? portfolios don't give me a roof or food. Lucy deserved this ad
zebra (2010-03-24 14:03:38)
Artists #1 pet peeve: people expecting free art "for your portfolio." Listen... if they work on it, it doesn't matter how much you pay them- its going in their portfolio regardless.
Rico Salvaje (2010-03-24 13:58:52)
Excitante!!!
defense (2010-03-24 13:55:03)
anyone who says the sit is going downhill or is chastising 'mike' for not updating enough must be retarded. 1) it's difficult (well maybe not that difficult) to find a really dumb ass post that he can respond to. 2) he probably hears back from
p_v_dude (2010-03-24 13:38:02)
More! I'm addicted to this website. All those who think it's not funny can go and have a passionate intercourse with themselves.
lolsauce (2010-03-24 13:31:51)
you are the god of pwn sauce! funny funny ass shit yo
taco de tuna (2010-03-24 13:17:39)
what the fuck "mike"? your shit has really gone down hill
jmw59 (2010-03-24 12:07:06)
nice
cheese doodle is gay (2010-03-24 12:04:18)
that guy rambles too much and it makes his shit too long and unfunny
Cheese doodles (2010-03-24 12:00:58)
66th. Funny stuff. I agree with Thief though 27b/6 David Thorne has a little more substance to his stuff. I still enjoy wasting time at work reading your crap.
Loves It (2010-03-24 11:16:04)
I just burst out laughing when I saw that pic! Hahaha!!
sammy (2010-03-24 10:22:47)
OMG thats funny keep up the great work!!
Igor (2010-03-24 10:17:26)
Epic!! It's incredible how much people are like that "Design for free so it will look great on your portfolio". This shit is ridiculous. I love what you did, sir.
Someone (2010-03-24 10:10:40)
It's taking everything in me to keep from busting out laughing at work. Fucking hilarious!
Otwsp (2010-03-24 10:03:30)
Always excited when I see a new email on the site...and like all the rest, this one did NOT let me down. Funny as hell. ijustwanttotellyou.com
me (2010-03-24 09:55:15)
Awesome, where can I get a Sporty Cut
anonymous (2010-03-24 08:58:06)
doesnt matter that everything is made up. its still kinda funny.
moooooog35 (2010-03-24 08:26:27)
I would totally go there for a haircut.
Andy (2010-03-24 05:10:57)
Note to self: Never look at this site on work PC. My colleagues thought I was having a fit. lmfao.
jojo (2010-03-24 05:10:11)
I wonder how many emails you send out to bait people. Worth it anyway.
yeahme (2010-03-24 03:13:30)
I'd service your downtown area Paul
Deb (2010-03-24 02:45:45)
Fucking brilliant.
mike (2010-03-24 01:51:07)
i mean pretty funny but dude your stuff is going down hill, the last 3 haven't really been up to par with ones like the horse farm.
*inlove* (2010-03-24 00:28:42)
<3
Kilroy (2010-03-24 00:17:10)
how come she didn't have a problem with the "FOR MEN" part?
Nothing is free. (2010-03-23 23:46:24)
Except your website. Bought you book. You are funnier than Groucho Marx.
RIKKI (2010-03-23 23:34:06)
hahhahahahhhhahaha!
An (2010-03-23 23:25:25)
Lol... You got skills.
jew (2010-03-23 22:58:53)
the hair clippings must have been pubes
Karl (2010-03-23 22:38:53)
At the college where I work, people are always asking for "web interns" to design their websites for free-- and like Lucy, they make it sound like they are doing the students a favor! She got what she deserved.
dooncan (2010-03-23 21:38:54)
its funny because the pink person is giving the black person head
nearly funny (2010-03-23 20:25:15)
^
anonymous (2010-03-23 20:17:06)
lamer
guest (2010-03-23 20:16:41)
lame
wibia (2010-03-23 20:12:31)
You are an endless well of funny shit.... that graphic was perfect...
The CC (2010-03-23 20:06:25)
Your creativity is off the charts. I love how each of your posts gets better and better. You continue to find new ways to mess with people. CLASSIC. TheConstantComplainer.com
OneAngryDwarf (2010-03-23 20:01:09)
Awesome update. I thought the original ad was reasonable at first...then I caught that she wanted all this work for "free." Yeah, deserved everything she got.
smith (2010-03-23 19:59:50)
I love how she responded after the photo
hehe (2010-03-23 19:45:13)
its funny because it looks like the customer is receiving oral sex!
Nicky (2010-03-23 19:33:47)
Well she wanted an ad you would be proud to put in your portfolio, didn't she?
ZzFDKzZ (2010-03-23 19:04:26)
Got your book in the mail today.
cap (2010-03-23 19:01:10)
5 stars
Geezus Boy (2010-03-23 18:39:41)
Lucy is a fucking bitch. You want a quality ad? Either design it yourself or PAY someone to make one for you, cheap bitch.
Service me Downtown (2010-03-23 18:07:56)
NICE WORK - Keep em cumming!
anonymous (2010-03-23 17:56:51)
when i first saw that picture I could not stop laughning not as good as horse farm
edward (2010-03-23 17:48:32)
he is back folks!! welcome back! piece was brilliant!! thanks!
. (2010-03-23 17:44:27)
this one is really good haha
paul (2010-03-23 17:43:26)
good stuff! wish she would have asked for a second draft of the picture
nice one (2010-03-23 17:43:15)
love it.
theawesomer (2010-03-23 17:42:43)
hahahahaha . the women is "crouching down to clean up the hair clippings on the floor below him." oh man , i laughed SOOO hard at that part .
lol.. (2010-03-23 16:46:42)
frikking love the ad
ely (2010-03-23 16:45:05)
LOL nice.
that guy (2010-03-23 16:37:26)
awesome
Frank (2010-03-23 16:25:08)
Love it! People who ask for free services like this (it will look great on your portfolio!) are bottomfeeders and need to be exposed. Can I get a free haircut BITCH!?
John (2010-03-23 16:00:12)
It's funny cuz it's awesome!
Anon (2010-03-23 15:58:44)
Love your book, btw.
MILKRIBS4k (2010-03-23 15:56:26)
Dicks
supermom (2010-03-23 15:56:24)
freaking hilarious!!
Miguel (2010-03-23 15:45:54)
That was the best one today!
CoYoT (2010-03-23 15:42:21)
The most hilarious thing is, that she wants the service for free, because "it's gonna look good in your portfolio".
LOL (2010-03-23 15:36:23)
I'm still giggling with tears in my eyes. Have to go touch up my eye make up. Great work as usual!!
zsasz (2010-03-23 15:28:31)
hahaha. has been well worth the wait. was funny without being too harsh to the other person aswell. great work
zz (2010-03-23 15:23:30)
meh...
david (2010-03-23 15:17:57)
best one to date!
Capt. Awesome (2010-03-23 15:17:45)
This ad made me "laugh" and "Cry" at the same time.
Lazlo (2010-03-23 15:03:41)
I haven't laughed that hard in ages!
VC (2010-03-23 15:03:30)
haha. funniest ish i've ever seen. your best one yet.
DrA (2010-03-23 14:59:31)
Hilarous as always. Nicely done
dude (2010-03-23 14:59:25)
HAHAHAH OMG HAHAHAH OMG HAHHAHAHA OMG i like service
andromeda (2010-03-23 14:59:11)
Me like this one "Mike"! :D
Thief (2010-03-23 14:58:21)
I liked this idea on b27/6 better. Google it.
cryptomail (2010-03-23 14:57:34)
A worthy poaste indeede
zipper (2010-03-23 14:56:42)
I hate vague notes.
Paul (2010-03-23 14:55:11)
My downtown could go for some servicing.
wingnut121 (2010-03-23 14:55:09)
mint

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