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Posted at: 2011-07-12 06:54:03

Original ad:
Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up - will take all unwanted DVDs!

From Me to *********@**********.org:

Hey there!

I'm trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I've had since I was a kid. The movie stores won't take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I'd love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Mike - Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them?

From Me to Julia ******:

Julia,

Here is the full list:

Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alladin
Backdoor Creampies 2
Beauty and the Beast
Big Black Threesome
Fantasia
Finally 18 and Legal
The Lion King
Mattress Slaves 3
The Mighty Ducks
Toy Story
Wet Squirters 5

Please let me know which ones you want.

Thanks,

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Mike...some of those titles are inappropriate.

From Me to Julia ******:

Julia,

Which titles are inappropriate?

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

I think you know which ones...

From Me to Julia ******:

Are you talking about Fantasia? I know, I thought it was a Vietnam war movie too. I assure you it has nothing to do with Asia and is completely appropriate for children. The only other title I think you are referring to as inappropriate is The Lion King, but I think you are confusing that with "The Scorpion King," the violent movie starring Dwayne Johnson. While the Lion King does have adult themes, it is nothing like The Scorpion King.

I hope this clears things up.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

No...explain to me how these movies are for children??? Backdoor Creampies, Big Black Threesome, Finally 18 and Legal, Mattress Slaves 3, Wet Squirters 5. It sounds to me like you are trying to throw out your porn collection.

From Me to Julia ******:

Pornography? What a disgusting accusation! What kind of a person do you think I am? You have a really perverted mind if you think those movies are adult films.

You've really never heard of those movies? Where was your childhood? I'll find the plot summaries for you.

Backdoor Creampies - Cindy, a little girl with big ambitions, decides to open a bakery in her parents kitchen - selling pies to children who come to her backyard. Cindy learns that running a business isn't all fun and games in this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship.

Big Black Threesome - Barry, Billy and Bernie are three lovable black bears who have zany adventures during their quest for honey.

Finally 18 and Legal - A coming of age story about a young girl who becomes an independent woman.

Mattress Slaves 3 - Part 3 of the shocking documentary about slave labor in the mattress industry of third world countries. (Acceptable for kids, and in my opinion, a necessity to educate them on some real world issues. I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener.)

Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters.

Once again, I hope this clears things up for you.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

You expect me to believe that all of those movies simply have unfortunate titles? Nice try.

From Me to Julia ******:

Sorry to disappoint your sick mind Julia, but yes, they are all children's movies. So do you want them or not?

By the way, I just found 3 more movies to add to the collection I am offering:

Toy Story 2
James and the Giant Peach
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:

Okay I've had enough of this. You are a nut.

From Me to Julia ******:

Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you.

From Julia ****** to Me:

Go to hell.

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A lad in. - actually every kids title could be read the wrong way - Lyin' King , we all know the woody & buzz "joke"

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Wet Squirters 5... WTH! LOL!

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i tried to casually read this one in class and burst out laughing... lol

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The first reply always gets me. Always sound so nice and helpful. Lol!!

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"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" I fucking lost it.

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I've lost a couple ponds of laughing at this that's genius man

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Mike (2012-08-17 01:37:09)
Each one better than the next....flawless

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Fantasia, a Vietnam war movie? Jesus, i'm crying

Dre (2012-08-15 13:53:26)
HAHAHA, Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 - can't stop laughing!!

Gugu (2012-08-12 02:31:01)
Never laughed so much? Thanks man

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HAHAHAHA im actually laughing so hard

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Lol (2012-08-06 23:06:19)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3, that make me laugh so hard

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in tears! oh my goodness! I never laughed so hard!

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Martin (2012-08-01 22:55:14)
Hey, I really want to thank the guy who did that, it is hilarious. I am a night auditor in a hotel in Paris and I cried out of laughter three nights in a row reading the whole thing. Thank you so much, and Thanks God for humour!

no one (2012-07-31 09:56:56)
where do i get these 'kids' movies?

Vondralyn (2012-07-31 03:39:11)
Omg, Mike, I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Thank you so much! ;D

HAHAHAH (2012-07-27 15:38:39)
LOLOLOLOL

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"Backdoor Creampies - this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship." bwahahahaha..I gotta get me one of these..

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The best site in the internet. Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockbalst 3? this is genius.

Felix (2012-07-17 18:50:40)
"Think of the children Julia" LOL!

Lardass bitch (2012-07-17 00:21:54)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 I laughed so hard

Jeez Louise (2012-07-16 23:31:28)
Jeez louise Mike, you are too funny!

that one guy (2012-07-13 01:23:20)
Its 12:22 on my 18th birthday, and I cant stop reading these. I lost it at Walt Disney's movie lol

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Haha, funniest page I have read in a long time. Please make some more.

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"...Pornography? What a disgusting accusation!..."

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"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" ye i remember that from my childhood.

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anonymous (2012-06-09 04:39:26)
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anonymous (2012-06-07 18:08:36)
I lost it at Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3..

me (2012-06-06 19:07:46)
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Colin (2012-06-04 17:20:30)
I LOVED this one. You really made my day.

anonymous (2012-06-03 10:37:33)
This was amazing. You made my WEEK.

sarvesh (2012-05-23 01:07:54)
You are seriously insane.

Amanda (2012-05-22 09:46:16)
Seriously laughed for like 5 minutes at this one!

Huhpgh (2012-05-20 21:44:33)
What? How old are you all 9.? Amusing maybe...funny as hell? Dont think so

HAHAHA (2012-05-16 19:32:26)
` i want those movies :D

Sesetos (2012-05-16 05:28:31)
THINK OF THE CHILDREN JULIA! THE CHILDREN! :P

LMFAO (2012-05-08 19:29:28)
Fucking hilarious! Double Penetration Cockblasts 3. I LAUGHED SO HARD I CHOKED

nickyg22 (2012-05-06 08:09:59)
Were can I purchase these films

Julia (2012-05-04 21:58:07)
And I'm still not sure about James and the Giant Peach. I suppose you're going to say it takes place in Georgia.

godzillamode (2012-05-01 16:03:53)
LOL, I am literally in class and laughed out really loud. *Warning* do not review in class hahaa

onlyme (2012-04-30 17:41:04)
wow I would have believed you, think of the children :(

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Ahhhh, yes...the Disney DP Cockblast series...locked-away in the 'vault' along with Snow White's Dwarf-Bang, Cinderella's Pumpkin-Patch Pumpin' and Song of the South...

Love this! (2012-04-27 11:48:16)
Haha that was amazing, Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts! Cry'd out loud haha.

OMFG (2012-04-26 19:33:35)
Mike...absolutely genius....Laughed so hard

Mattypants (2012-04-26 17:54:05)
I almost lost an eyeball laughing so hard at 'Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3'. Thank you. You're up there with Sasha B Cohen and Phil Hendrie.

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Not funny.

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Emperor Doom (2012-03-27 18:19:54)
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm in the library and had to stop myself from laughing out loud too hard.

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steve (2012-02-27 08:09:10)
I was reading this during my biology class and when I read "big black threesome" I had to turn my phone over and stop for a while

@berje (2012-02-24 22:18:50)
No I would much rather have kids watch porn....u moron. Go and donate your 401k to Obama if you have not already.

LOL (2012-02-24 13:00:04)
those explanations make those movie titles seem perfectly legitimate! Brilliant!!!!

Proper (2012-02-23 01:05:45)
Wet Squirters 5 - The Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale about a group of whales who try to find their long lost father in a vast ocean of wet sea critters. LOL that has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read!!!!

Jamal Ibrahim (2012-02-21 21:00:22)
After reading the first 2 movies on your list, i didn't see what was so funny until I read Mattress Slaves. That was genius!!! I laughed so hard for minutes!!! I even cried laughing so hard!!!

maz (2012-02-07 05:34:43)
I fucking lost it at Wet Squirters 5

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Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts sounds like an epic movie to me.

Whahaha (2012-01-27 16:23:32)
Hey good job mike, please keep up the hilarious work. I love reading your adventures of trolling.

Whahaha (2012-01-27 16:23:16)
Hey good job mike, please keep up the hilarious work. I love reading your adventures of trolling.

Eman71 (2012-01-23 10:16:51)
This was funniest one yet, I loved how you through in the porn nanes between actual children's movie and able to come up with story plot for them, RMAO to funny. Your the best at what you do! Keep them comming...

Murmur (2012-01-23 02:03:21)
OMG! I remember watching the original "Wet Squirters" when I was little, great times.:D Don't recall anything about any whales, though.: Oh wait, yeah, there was that one time where the main character said something about a "blowhole."

Samy :) (2012-01-10 16:01:02)
OMG, I was trying to read this aloud for my bf and he couldn't even understand me because i was laughing so hard. Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3, HILARIOUS!!!

Simon (2012-01-08 15:10:46)
Soooooo funny!!

allyson (2012-01-08 03:03:41)
sooooo fucken FUNNY!!

Indigo (2012-01-03 10:40:09)
Best possible response to first email: "K, I'll take them."

Bitch (2011-12-29 22:21:26)
LMAO AT 'this hilarious tale of entrepreneurship'

Liz (2011-12-25 06:30:57)
LOL XD

WDDOC3 (2011-12-23 14:16:24)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblast 3 Is about the 5 most adorable group of cocks who every morning wake up their owner Charles and Juliet to help them getting to work.. These 5 small male chickens later turn out to be in the biggest danger of

Bertje. (2011-12-11 09:32:51)
Is it beter to let your children watch warmovies and not ґmaking loveґmovies?

Michelle (2011-12-10 15:50:59)
OMG this is so funny. I wonder if any of the people he writes to ever see this site.

Mattres King Kris (2011-12-08 14:51:06)
I read this once a month or when I am feeling down. This is all-time!

jeff binkowski (2011-12-01 19:36:59)
fuck im laughing just as hard at the comments funny ass shit keep em "coming" lol

SurfergirlCal (2011-11-30 14:52:45)
Someone owes me a new keyboard! LMFAO!!!

dan (2011-11-28 15:03:46)
OMG AWESOME!!!!!!!!! "The Squirters gang is back again..." Are you friggin kidding me?!?!? Laughed so hard

@nirmit9 (2011-11-27 02:02:23)
"I never bought a foreign mattress again after this eye-opener." lol'd hard !

djktjfhjdjcjfjcjfg (2011-11-26 14:10:44)
Let's have a BIG WHITE Threesome!!!!!!!!!!

Bartelby (2011-11-26 11:59:32)
Best one I've read yet. In tears for five minutes after reading the porn titles.

wasaka (2011-11-23 01:14:47)
wait. How is fantasia a vietnam war film if it was released in 1940?

Mr Black (2011-11-18 07:17:04)
Brilliant! I still have smile on my face. Keep up the good work Bro;) Greetings from Bosnia

Misslinds (2011-11-15 21:04:37)
Would I be able to follow the plot of Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 if I didn't see the first 2 movies??

scott (2011-11-15 19:40:21)
ohh and at james u are a complete moron.

scott. (2011-11-15 19:39:33)
ohhh well if u didn't like them.this one is hilarious.ohhhh this isn't funny these ppl are putting up legit adds stfu.wow amazes me how many ppl can be so lame and not have a since of humor.

OMG (2011-11-11 16:12:42)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'm GONNA CUM. SPLAT.

Keith (2011-11-06 10:31:36)
I haven't laughed so hard in years. Years.

anonymous (2011-11-03 13:43:34)
love the plot summaries....cant stop laughing :D

matty ice (2011-11-02 16:12:32)
@ kogul- just did the same thing haha but this had to be the funniest damn thing i've seen in a while "part 3 of the shocking documentary..." gets me every time

Liz (2011-10-31 21:04:39)
LOL XD

Rafael (2011-10-27 07:19:42)
OMG!! Im reading that for the 10th time! Im laughing a lot hahahaha

funnelled (2011-10-26 12:56:26)
I remeber the first one I read I was crying becayse of the laughing this one was briljant :D would be cool if you made on that makes me cry again :D

malik (2011-10-25 05:20:03)
i think am reading this 4th time...amnot able to control my laugh....truly hilarious.

@james (2011-10-24 22:47:46)
I'm a gonna cockblast you!

CB (2011-10-23 17:18:55)
COCKBLASTS. OMG. I can't breathe.

Lewl (2011-10-23 16:06:10)
I really wish that Julia asked for the plot summary of Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3, just to see what you would come up with.

Kogul (2011-10-21 02:40:27)
I just spilled coffee on my Keyboard LMAO..and now the whole office is staring at me .. oops!

Kyle (2011-10-16 23:09:20)
"the Squirters gang is back again in this heartwarming tale...." I lost it. Never laughed so hard. Thanks man.

anonymous (2011-10-14 09:07:04)
LOL!!!! cockblast 3

Hilarious (2011-10-12 14:09:18)
I lost it when he started explaining what the "inappropriate titles" were!

CockBlaster (2011-10-11 14:59:45)
@James, those fucking kids should be watching anal creampies at a young age anyway. they have to learn that life is going to bring them a good cumming in the ass!

ally (2011-10-10 19:50:35)
thats fricken great. made my day C:

Saulsid (2011-10-10 16:35:24)
@James are youna fucking moron or something?

Brennan (2011-10-06 16:36:01)
i just fucking died....

Sherry (2011-10-02 16:12:59)
EPIC..!! =D

Anna (2011-10-01 18:46:44)
This omg this

JL (2011-09-23 22:40:48)
"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" LMAO

Hilarious (2011-09-22 05:11:08)
*no saving those kids to begin with.

Hilarious (2011-09-22 05:10:19)
@James Seriously, James? If that lady was "too busy" to take five seconds out of her day to read the titles of movies for her kids, which remember she'd actually have to have driven out to get and bought, there is no saving those kids to beg

jess (2011-09-21 23:03:37)
@James you fucking douche waffle there were no porn movies to begin with, can't you read? I hate fucking trolls! Especially ones who can't read!!

Christie (2011-09-21 00:42:58)
I laughed so so much - best ever. Btw to those people having a go at Mike - get a sense of humour!

bky (2011-09-19 20:49:06)
i just choked i laughed so hard when i got to the 3 new titles what a way to go... death by comedy

Patrick Bateman (2011-09-19 09:11:37)
"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" OMFG HAHAHAHA! Man I would love to see his explanation for that one!

TheStranger (2011-09-17 07:55:23)
i loved the movie " finally 18 and legel" such a wonderful classic in disney :D

Mastersifu (2011-09-09 09:16:17)
This made me laugh so hard till I actually tear... Thanks man, haven't laugh this hard in years!

MVP (2011-09-09 06:33:44)
I lost it at the WD Double Penetration Cockblast 3 hahahaha

@james (2011-09-09 03:58:44)
Are you trolling?

hotchickenla (2011-09-08 16:06:45)
@james he doesn't (probably) have these DVD's in the first place.

@james (2011-09-07 13:03:14)
@james - he wasn't really selling porn you moron, there was no danger to the children

James (2011-09-07 10:37:09)
I don't see what's funny about this...what if the lady was really busy and didn't read the film titles properly, went and bought them, then showed them her kids? That could've had a lasting detrimental effect on those poor kids.

terminallyTops (2011-09-06 00:53:43)
OHNOESOMGBBQ his name was, well done, ripshit hilarious comment. oh and lets giv mike a break eh? takes time to be the ultiimate troll im sure

terminallyTops (2011-09-06 00:50:30)
not gonna lie, best one yet. and that one guys comment "lets pass the time shall we..." made me laugh even harder

anonynomus19 (2011-09-03 20:13:07)
aaaaaaaaannnddd.... Walt Disney's double penetration cockblast 3.

anonymous (2011-09-03 12:16:21)
You ppl do realize he prob has an actual life and real things to do other than post emails all day right?

@impatient assholes (2011-09-01 17:05:41)
He's in Belarus. Summer holidays, you know? Losers. Have patience, young padawans.

BBB (2011-09-01 16:39:18)
Barry, Billy and Bernie

Doofus (2011-09-01 13:51:38)
Possibly the funniest email ever. I was almost convinced by the explanations for the titles. "Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" almost gave me a hernia from laughing so hard.

spinblastr (2011-08-31 23:45:44)
Original Ad: Wanted, a-holes trying to buy, sell or be given something that's either ridiculous or undeserved. Please contact Mike, John or whatever the fuck his name really is at this web address, so he can make hamburger out of you and I can laugh

Moar (2011-08-31 17:55:23)
OK, This is it. This is my last warning, post more of this asshole stuff or I'll be very upset!!

Steve (2011-08-31 16:35:32)
I love a good creampie. Nothing wrong with that. ok thank you

Joemama (2011-08-31 14:27:19)
Man some of you people need to change your pad and shut the fuck up! Sounds like a bunch of bitches at an estrogen convention! Give the man time he will post more! So get out your douche bottle fill it up and clean out that wining snatch!

ALIMONY (2011-08-30 17:51:25)
I HAD TO GIVE MY WIFE ALIMONY AND NOW COMCAST IS MAD B/C MY BILLS ARE TOO LATE. I HAVE NOTHING BUT MY RIGHT HAND AD THIS WEBSITE. PLEASE POST NEW STUFF THANKS

Porky Pine (2011-08-30 13:16:24)
Relax guys - he is vacationing in Belarus. Perhaps if you had bothered to EMAIL him about it you'd have gotten an answer from the horse's mouth as well.

Sir Camelot (2011-08-30 11:16:45)
Fuck off you bunch of raggedy 'ol cunts. 'er heard a thing about patience. Bloody tooks

eff ewe kry8a813s (2011-08-30 10:53:44)
I, for one, really hope that all of these people who are whining and threatening to leave will PLEASE DO SO. No one owes you free entertainment so kiss off.

the.true.samiam (2011-08-30 10:27:49)
Quoted from his FAQ: "Why are you taking so long to update? I'd rather not post at all than post a shitty one. These things take time. If I do post a shitty one, it is because you guys bitch so much." Stop whining already!

Shmorgasporg (2011-08-30 09:41:04)
You need to post more!

yes (2011-08-30 08:05:37)
I'm going to start "Emails from an ass".

post more (2011-08-29 22:52:35)
let's open a new website doing the same thing as this is he doesn't update more.

spinblastr (2011-08-29 21:27:42)
This is the longest he's ever gone between posts. He must be dead., there's no other possible explanation. Shit, that sucks.

OHNOESOMGBBQ (2011-08-29 07:03:46)
Let's pass time until he updates, shall we? I'm going to open my mouth and you're going to masturbate, trying to jizz in my mouth as much as possible.

holy shit wow (2011-08-29 01:55:00)
I had trouble breathing when I saw the names of the titles. But once I saw Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 I fell over, I couldn't breathe. That was so fucking funny.

inearlyshatmyself (2011-08-29 00:54:05)
Just got turned on to the site tonight....Too damn funny...Damn near choked i was laughing so hard....The squirters gang is back again...Priceless schit

Niggeria (2011-08-28 18:21:03)
Dude. You are the most awesome troll on all of teh 1nt3rw3bz.

OHNOESOMGBBQ (2011-08-28 16:09:24)
You guys should threaten to leave if he doesn't post. That always works.

hey (2011-08-28 13:02:56)
its been a month and a half since an update asshole!

matt (2011-08-28 11:22:40)
this is getting a bit ridiculous

worthless (2011-08-28 10:15:01)
I have to pay alimony on monday. Make me feel better and post something about how women are dumb...Meanwhile im the dumb one for marrying a golddigger and thinking she actually loved me. sluts.

lonely man (2011-08-28 04:43:50)
I am a very depressed person because you don't update your site.

dailydisappointment (2011-08-28 00:16:26)
every day after my horrible job i come to this site before checking my bank accounts/email...and every day it doesnt get updated. Please make tomorrow a good day and post something new!

Vigina Farts (2011-08-27 17:28:56)
Post more dude!

NJF (2011-08-27 08:25:31)
Backdoor Creampies!!! OMG! My family has been laughing over this for a week! Every time we talk about seeing a movie, somebody says "lets put in Backdoor creampies." Dude, you rock.

keep on cokin' (2011-08-27 06:00:58)
don't go clean like robin williams did, I beg you, artists get boring when they get sober

tha fuck? (2011-08-26 14:12:01)
Post something new! I have not shit my pants for a while and need your help.

doubledash (2011-08-26 01:45:43)
u were funnier on coke. don't make the same mistake robin williams did. :) I take it back, just want more larffs. gimme gimme

$unny (2011-08-25 22:41:13)
lol thats hilarious

Jim Sucks Dick (2011-08-25 06:07:30)
to pleasure his boyfriend

UPDATE NOOOOOOOOOOW (2011-08-25 04:04:57)
Think of the children Julia! You godamn bitch.

Jim sucks dick... (2011-08-24 18:27:06)
... for bus fare, and then he walks home.

Ram rod (2011-08-24 18:15:58)
Get in slap a hoe mode

jim sucks his thumb. (2011-08-23 18:38:44)
really, i have his picture... 37yr old sucking his thumb... curled up in his sleep... lol...

Buca (2011-08-23 07:21:53)
I check this site everyday, everyday I die a little inside.

Blob (2011-08-23 06:38:40)
I'll give you a blowjob if you post another within the next 24 hours.

Moar (2011-08-22 17:46:18)
wtf dude. Are you for real? This is taking way too long for you to produce more of this stuff. Can't you hire a robot or more writers or something. I needs my entertainment ffs!

I agree (2011-08-22 15:30:47)
You're an asshole for not posting more.

ha (2011-08-22 14:42:59)
come on you fucking asshole. Post a new article!

@ the contest (2011-08-21 07:29:12)
You won the contest but you failed at life.

kt (2011-08-20 10:17:39)
I check this site every day for new posts, please put something up so I can get a good laugh!

@ the contest (2011-08-19 22:15:35)
But you lost the game.

Aldo Hole (2011-08-19 19:26:13)
No it's Aldo Hole

Ally (2011-08-19 18:20:48)
This is hilarious. I wish you updated this website more often because it's comedy gold.

ass hole (2011-08-19 13:46:22)
ur name is also hole?

fucker (2011-08-19 12:58:37)
ass hole u suck

COZ (2011-08-18 16:25:57)
You need to put more up. These are hilarious and i have read all of them at least once

Cory Hall (2011-08-18 12:13:10)
One time I made love to a swimming pool.

y helo thar (2011-08-18 12:10:18)
buttsekz? LOLOL PS: Don't complain about the dumb comments if you're gonna update so slowly. People get bored.

@Ryan Dunn (2011-08-18 03:28:06)
That was dark, but f'ing hilarious! Funnier than the emails on this site, at least. Well played!!! I am replying to own comment because nobody thought it was funny!

KAOS (2011-08-18 03:16:50)
hmmmm anyone have Weeds Season 7 episode 5?

neo... (2011-08-17 12:30:15)
geez wtf...

Dan (2011-08-17 08:43:57)
I think you forgot the classic GAY PURR-EE that title is so wrong. My wife got angry one day when i made a list of some classic cartoones to wach with the kids.

troy (2011-08-17 01:23:29)
haha this was def one of the best ones recently!

@ @Steve Rudzinski (2011-08-16 22:52:08)
... but it was moist

@Steve Rudzinski (2011-08-16 10:31:31)
I'm glad you're not doing the emails then, because that's not funny.

Where The Hell (2011-08-16 04:06:17)
Where the hell are the contest winners' submissions? Why not throw up some of theirs while we wait for your next masterpiece?

Ryan Dunn (2011-08-16 01:19:22)
If I had the choice to stay in hell or come back to earth, but have to read these posts every day for the rest of my life ... I'd rather stay here, getting ass raped by demons in a fiery pit.

333th Comment (2011-08-15 22:12:36)
COCKBLAST

why (2011-08-15 14:16:42)
why would anyone want to throw away a porn collection??? Women are insane.

Hey mike! (2011-08-13 17:03:14)
Remember that time you gave us two posts in one day? Best.day.of.my.life

fuck@Mikkel (2011-08-12 13:32:49)
please @mikkel ur ruining the fun 4 every body so fuck off and dont visit the website if u hate it so much

Steve Rudzinski (2011-08-12 09:32:11)
I would have went for the joke about how the porn DVDs don't have anything inappropriate in them, just totally natural sex. Whereas most of the Disney DVDs are filled with adult themes such as murder and death, horrible things.

Andy (2011-08-12 09:06:50)
brian stanley is a cunt

@goddamnit (2011-08-12 04:48:53)
VERY subtle there mate. You should write for the New York Times.

Vic Vaselino (2011-08-11 23:22:29)
Backdoor Creampies 3 was seriously underrated.

godammit (2011-08-11 22:13:25)
Instead of Beauty and the Beast, you should have wrote Beauty and the Breast, makes things subtle

gmoney (2011-08-11 20:05:52)
Walt Disneys double penetration cockblasts 3 - Out on Walt's farm 3 noisy roosters get into two crazy adventures. This classic slips inside your heart to teach the importance of teamwork.

pfffftt (2011-08-10 21:14:08)
@Mikkel: Wow you're a fucking whore - if you don't like the site then don't visit it. nobody wants to hear your shit. faggot.

BJS (2011-08-10 16:34:30)
I tried this on someone who text messaged me by mistake asking if I could make t-shirts for their frat. Obviously he had my phone number so I couldn't take it too far, but he didn't even flinch when I talked about having child labor in my basemen

i lol'd (2011-08-10 14:21:45)
"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3"

Loker's father (2011-08-10 14:08:39)
Well, it's my son's birthday and you didn't post a new email. You have RUINED a child's birthday and made him cry, you jerk.

@324 (2011-08-10 12:29:22)
I do my own prank emails and while a lot of people just ignore you, or send back one reply and give up, yes, some people just keep on talking to you even though it should be obvious you're fucking with them. Try it and you'll see.

KingKongKeesha (2011-08-10 01:34:56)
I like to butt fuck fine ladies, will i choke hold a bitch well maybe

324 (2011-08-09 22:02:44)
do people REALLY believe this emails are authentic?

Loker (2011-08-09 16:37:11)
Dude, it's my birthday tomorrow. Post a new email as my birthday present please. Kthxbye

anonymous (2011-08-09 03:43:20)
Mikkel, you're a plug. Go work at Ikea. This shits funny as hell. I've read every post at least twice. I was gonna buy the book but I flipping through it and it was kinda shitty. Keep posting new material bro

Raj (2011-08-09 03:22:23)
Dude awesome, gonna be coming around this site a lot more :D walt disneys double penetration cockblasts 3 hahahaha

sjv (2011-08-08 21:49:51)
totally died at walt disneys double penetration cockblasts 3... well played

anonymous (2011-08-08 19:56:46)
YES, glad to see another email up after so much time

potato (2011-08-08 15:11:58)
sometimes when i'm bored i pretend that i am a tomato

reabellion (2011-08-08 13:18:33)
"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" /This/ is a movie I would like to see.

George (2011-08-08 06:43:34)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 Wow I wonder how he would have explained that one

@Mikkel (2011-08-08 01:25:03)
This section is for fans. Nobody gives a fuck what you think, just cause you dont like it you dont have to comment.

Soooo (2011-08-07 13:46:06)
What if she said she wanted them?

Jim McDouche (2011-08-06 22:01:34)
liked it, but it could have been better!

Kderb (2011-08-06 18:00:50)
I just saw Finally 18 & Legal. I have been waiting and waiting... Squirters was good as well. I'll give you back Genital Hospital.

@wet fart (2011-08-06 12:42:27)
If you think this is the worst email, you haven't read the book: he saved all his worst ones for said book.

wet fart (2011-08-06 12:34:25)
This is probably the shittiest e-mail so far.. but nice that atlast a new one. Keep it up

Chuck Norris (2011-08-06 10:19:06)
I don't step on toes. I step on necks.

Fuckin' 'A' (2011-08-05 23:26:46)
That is some good shit right there. Good, good shit.

CHUCKDONTGIVEAFUCK (2011-08-05 03:26:47)
I look this site up everyday hopeing to read a new email... keep doing the dam thing bro..its the funniest shit on the net.

Mika (2011-08-05 02:10:10)
omg. this site is so funny. love it

Sarah (2011-08-04 23:57:59)
Holy piss. That is hilarious.

starryday (2011-08-04 17:55:44)
This is the best thing ever. I died laughing for about 10 minutes.

Chelsea (2011-08-04 12:06:31)
I thought the part when julia called him a "nut" was really funny. I was like "NOW she's getting into it"

Mikkel (2011-08-04 11:38:40)
Jks, I'm a pussy.

Sean (2011-08-04 11:11:49)
Some people will believe anything. THIS IS A MADE UP STORY YOU DUMB F**Ks!

Ctfu (2011-08-04 00:26:10)
Lmao this shit is hella funny

666` (2011-08-03 23:09:40)
started lmfao when he listed the dvd's :)

Scrow (2011-08-03 20:33:34)
@Mikkel: Try not to be such a pussy-ass faggot. Come find me, cunt.

Mikkel (2011-08-03 20:01:09)
Capac Raimi - I looked you up on facebook. I am going to kill your family in the next week better watch the FUCK out

xD (2011-08-03 19:09:06)
Dude you are flat out my hero its plan and simple

Mikkel (2011-08-03 18:23:24)
I'm a turd.

I (2011-08-03 17:11:22)
keep up the good work. would love to see more new emails :)

Wet Squirter (2011-08-03 04:03:16)
Great conversation man! I lol'ed all over the place after reading this shit!! KEEP IT UP MAN!

@Capac Raimi (2011-08-02 17:18:39)
You need to learn about a fun thing called "time zones". You fucking retard.

lolwutplz (2011-08-02 17:01:37)
Too obvious a troll, wasn't long enough to lol at. @Capac Raimi: Not op here, but just lol'd at 1am. Timezones r hard.

@mikkel (2011-08-02 12:32:06)
if you dont like the site get off it. he puts these up for ppl who have a sense of humor, not you.

Capac Raimi (2011-08-02 06:58:49)
To Mikkel: I find it strange that if you hate this website so much that you are on it and are reading it at 1:49 in the morning. It almost seems as though you`re the one with no life.

@Mikkel (2011-08-02 06:56:16)
Open your mouth mate, I gotta take a dump real bad.

Mikkel (2011-08-02 01:49:59)
Jim is right you creampuffs have no life and work at home depot so you all laugh at the misfortune of others. this guy is clearly a no-lifer who has to justify his miserable existence with taking advantage of good people. shame on him and shame on you all

George (2011-08-01 20:06:58)
Once again u made me laugh like crazy while I'm on the John after coming home from busting my ass all day at work. Just please update more once a week would be nice I always check up for new posts. Smiley face

Max (2011-08-01 15:19:10)
Dude, you are a disgusting individual with a really fucked up head. Keep up the good work.

No Imp (2011-08-01 11:56:24)
'What a disgusting accusation!' Excellent!! Thnx for the new posting!

justme (2011-08-01 11:54:38)
meh... not as good as it used to be. Easy topic, easy jokes, very predictable. I'm disapointed

fuck you jim (2011-08-01 10:06:51)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH KEEP IT UP MAN

anonymous (2011-08-01 00:14:17)
LMFAO

haywood jablowme (2011-07-31 20:29:27)
lawlz

DEADHEAD-989 (2011-07-31 16:20:20)
pure genius, i loved the story lines you made up for the pornos, my personal favorite was the backdoor creampies

14yo channers suck (2011-07-30 22:34:17)
Are there actually only 4 people making comments here?

evildave (2011-07-30 20:19:47)
Oh, just send 'em all. I mean, this silly woman can't separate over $100 worth of DVDs that she wants from a few trifling DVDs that she doesn't?

jason (2011-07-30 17:38:14)
great ,just fuckin great !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim touches himself (2011-07-30 11:13:20)
"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts" - I LOL'd so hard everyone in my office came up to me

Bob-Omb (2011-07-30 07:47:34)
The bunch of you need diapers. Always talking about how you nearly pissed or shat yourself.

Beth (2011-07-29 17:24:18)
i have never laughed so hard in my life!

Mertzi (2011-07-29 13:24:28)
Omg, almost pissed my pants and i'm at work..

Me (2011-07-29 11:15:24)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 Genius, this line cracks me up no matter how often I come back to read it all again.

Z (2011-07-29 06:03:13)
I don't get why the lady didn't just left out the 'inappropriate titles' and asked for the children's films. Anyway hilarious as always! Good job Mustafi :D

Dacko (2011-07-28 23:14:11)
I'm surprised the emailer didn't just ask for the Disney movies.

just_a_fan (2011-07-28 21:03:41)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3... this made me squirt coffey out of my mouth and nose onto my screen and keyboard. GOOD FUCKIN JOB

spoon (2011-07-28 17:42:43)
What a disgusting accusation!

Robert (2011-07-28 12:48:32)
I want to have sex with Miley Cyrus :)

Jim's a retarded fag (2011-07-28 09:23:10)
keep it up! Want to see more soon!

Jen (2011-07-28 00:37:54)
lol well I personally would have taken the movies the kids mvies my kids could have enjoyed and the others I could have enjoyed who doesnt like porn come on

jtg (2011-07-27 13:04:13)
more please! disappointed this is no longer a weekly update

anonymous (2011-07-27 12:41:32)
Hahahahaha

lolol (2011-07-27 11:52:52)
hahahah walt disney's double penetration cockblast hahahahahahhahahahahah

fofo (2011-07-27 08:12:01)
genius

anonymous (2011-07-27 02:30:37)
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Diello (2011-07-26 21:04:45)
Man... this was insane, but HILARIOUS !

Cockblaster (2011-07-26 16:54:35)
Think of the children Julia!

Retroactive (2011-07-26 16:15:56)
You are a fucking genius. That is all.

OMG!!! (2011-07-26 15:41:57)
I can't breathe I was laughing so hard at those descriptions!

Randall needs to die (2011-07-26 14:13:25)
(nt)

Sid (2011-07-26 06:44:12)
Oh great troll master, we bow to thee!!

Annie (2011-07-26 02:22:55)
Hahahahahaha this is one of the best for sure.

Anakin skyhopper (2011-07-26 01:15:46)
My rofl copter is going lolololololololololol lolololololololololollolololololololololololololololololol lolololololololololollolololololololololol lolololololololololollolololololololololol lolololololololololollolololololololololol lolololololololololol

George (2011-07-25 21:08:49)
Hahahaha omg too funny.

Alive (2011-07-25 20:48:55)
hahahaha, very funny ^^ and Julia it's a lady :D

@feedboy (2011-07-25 17:56:00)
The link to the RSS feed is in the faq.

anonymous (2011-07-25 14:20:58)
Get an RSS feed already!

@Synopsis from Will (2011-07-25 14:11:16)
THAT IS FUNNIEST DESCRIPTION EVER!!! You need to work with mike on this one!!!!

@Randall (2011-07-25 13:38:03)
Your lack of culture about... anything, really... is showing. Die.

@Randall (2011-07-25 13:27:43)
Randall, if you are going to be a retard and assume that "Clerks" is the only thing to ever have porno titles in it, maybe you should stick a revolver in your mouth and pull the trigger.

Randall (2011-07-25 13:25:25)
If you're gonna steal an idea from that scene in Kevin Smith's "Clerks", you could've at least included "Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup" on the list of videos...

Epic (2011-07-25 10:52:52)
HAHA I FUKKEN LOLD

Luнs (2011-07-25 09:48:42)
AHAHAHA, this is truely hilarious! your writing and imagination are great! keep these mails coming pls!!

thebitbucket (2011-07-25 07:53:26)
Moehahahahahahahaaa!!! Awesome dude!!!!!!!

Nickel SLICK (2011-07-25 03:44:21)
PFW (Pure Fucking Win) Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3

David (2011-07-24 23:33:18)
Bravo

anonymous (2011-07-24 17:39:43)
to Aladin actually both of u spelled it wrong, its Aladdin.

andromeda (2011-07-24 14:39:57)
I knew where this was going when I read the ad :D and I loved every word of it!!!

wakawaka (2011-07-24 14:19:24)
Maybe it's just me, but I would have kept talking just to find out how in the Hell he intended to explain away "Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3"! LOL

jake (2011-07-24 13:45:08)
Yeah... I fucked Julia DP and she loves porn so I don't know what all the fuss is about.

Aardvark (2011-07-24 12:28:30)
I LOVE Walt Disney's double penetration cockblasts 3! It was my favorite movie growing up

ilter (2011-07-24 11:40:21)
Nice try :)

~ (2011-07-24 08:46:39)
"Childrens"... omg.

Cocky Monster (2011-07-24 06:38:38)
I laughed so hard, I pooped a little.

Alex (2011-07-24 06:06:13)
Oh man so fucking hammered, never laughed so hard in my life.

Alex (2011-07-24 06:04:52)
Oh man fucking hammered right now, never laughed so hard in my life.

CreampieBoy (2011-07-24 04:43:15)
What was her problem? Free movies for the kids, and free movies for her, or her bf because she's probably to frigid to put out.

jack zebonski (2011-07-24 01:36:20)
will a piss stain wash out of tan slacks ?

Wow (2011-07-24 01:15:13)
Wow really? Derivative and drivel .. Very sad.. Not even assholish... Just fucking stupid

anonymous (2011-07-23 23:57:33)
Woops searched up Big Black Threesome and am assuring my brother that they were only stabbing her with a black baseball bat.

anonymous (2011-07-23 22:22:52)
I think he was talking about me actually

gampa (2011-07-23 20:08:18)
U R 2 Sick!

Tobyy (2011-07-23 19:36:43)
Haha i read the list fast then went over it again because i was like waait

DJ8Man (2011-07-23 16:21:11)
Hilarious!

34234265 (2011-07-23 11:30:45)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 LOL EPIC

Joe (2011-07-23 09:08:27)
Best on the entire site

chev (2011-07-23 03:11:00)
lol at the lion king and scorpion king explanation hahahaha! good job :D

Sarah (2011-07-23 02:27:46)
I laughed till I cried. Loved the indignant explanations of the movies the most!

Intersect (2011-07-23 00:38:52)
Hahahah this is the best one in a while!

Aladin (2011-07-22 18:34:48)
You spelled my name wrong.

Rick Ashley (2011-07-22 12:20:50)
Astley?

Obi wans cape (2011-07-22 09:06:31)
This simply, THE most entertaining page i ever have found! Have been reading for 2 years now, and i must say that the cockblast takes the price.. REALLY good work!

Gerry (2011-07-22 08:08:38)
I wish he had thrown in a photo of the DVDs, most of them animated cartoons with some pornos mixed in, then tried to pass them off as "educational." Extra lulz for claiming that he raised his children with the "educational" videos.

Gidz (2011-07-22 06:51:10)
LOLSHICMP Laughing out loud so hard i crapped my pants

countertrap (2011-07-22 04:50:56)
Amazing stuff.

John Boy (2011-07-21 22:41:25)
Think of the children, Julia.

Stevo (2011-07-21 16:06:58)
It never ceases to amaze me of the number of people who complain every time the author makes a new posting. If you don't like the content, don't visit the site.

Austin1992 (2011-07-21 12:51:39)
hahahahahahah!

... (2011-07-21 08:55:14)
good stuff...wonder what happened to people's sence of humor...LOL

Massimo (2011-07-21 03:57:22)
this is one of your best!!! Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 is the best!

Commenters (2011-07-21 03:07:22)
Hey commenters quit yer whinin. This guy owes you nothing. You're getting more than you're paying for so whine to your mama.

kingdongkeesha (2011-07-21 03:05:11)
my name is kingdongkeesha. I am kingkongkeesha's sister. i, too, like to go to free websites and leave negative comments as if the people who run them owe me entertainment on a regular basis. i have never learned to be grateful or polite, and never

Dan (2011-07-21 02:47:13)
Ewww... James and the Giant Peach? I think that was the one that crossed the line...

kingKongKeesha (2011-07-21 01:28:46)
youre strugglin man

Moe.ron (2011-07-21 00:52:39)
I waited...and waited...and waited...and waited...and as always you delivered. Fucking hilarious. I lost it at the desciptions

Thank You (2011-07-20 23:55:00)
Thanks for posting a new one. Love these...they are hilarious! Keep em coming, you're the man!

Little Nemo (2011-07-20 23:11:40)
This one's a classic! The movie descriptions really got me!

Odes (2011-07-20 19:20:09)
Love it!

Da Higgs (2011-07-20 15:13:23)
For sure one of the best...like the old days!!

Dan (2011-07-20 15:05:38)
Hahahaha, the movie descriptions were hilarious!

John is Back! (2011-07-20 12:50:58)
Finally, a post as funny as some of the originals that got me addicted to this site in the first place.

SurferSam (2011-07-20 04:12:32)
Note on Disney: Instead of freezing his head, they could use his DNA to clone him and give him back his empire when he became old enough. There is only one problem with that scenario... giving Walt 2 back the empire now run by his worst nightmare...Jews!

TIRED (2011-07-20 04:10:10)
HAHAHHHAHAHA!!!

The unclean (2011-07-19 21:06:39)
I laughed so hard, I sharted. Bravo!

Lilly (2011-07-19 20:23:10)
hahahahaha f-ing hilarious. How did she not take these movies.

Walter Disneykins (2011-07-19 19:06:22)
So, there was a sextape of Walt Disney after all...

Liam (2011-07-19 18:47:36)
HAHA WTF :D

angeline (2011-07-19 15:37:03)
One of the best one's yet!

Synopsis (2011-07-19 13:51:23)
Pt to double penetrate time and space itself, with wacky results. The two young cocks learn that they can achieve anything they put their mind to.

Synopsis (2011-07-19 13:49:22)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 is the third installment on the timeless trilogy cockblasts. Two young chickens who aspire to become astronauts invent many hilarious 'space-rockets' to achieve their goal. In this film, they attem

William (2011-07-19 11:23:25)
Funniest thing I have ever heard. Wait where is the description to Walt Disney Double Penetration Cock blasters 3??????

Bajinga Hooter (2011-07-19 10:05:32)
I lost my SHIT @ Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Lazzaro (2011-07-19 08:39:20)
LOL! What a great come back!!

Chef Will (2011-07-19 07:45:24)
Really funny. I like the backdoor creampies. you are a genius

m@pace (2011-07-19 01:34:47)
oh man, my wife is frustrated becasue im laughing my ass of while she watches extreme makeover. unbelievably funny. best one yet. better than concealed weapons.lmao thanks.

Dude... (2011-07-19 00:09:46)
Nice.

Sergio (2011-07-19 00:07:13)
it said in the ad ages 5 and up lmao

PC (2011-07-18 20:10:25)
LOL !!! Hilarious!!! keep em coming!

Al Gore (2011-07-18 18:40:47)
Cockblasts 3 was actually not a bad flick.

Lost my S#i+ (2011-07-18 17:00:36)
I lost my SHIT @ Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3

Go to Hell Jim (2011-07-18 13:26:24)
This one was great.

acehalon (2011-07-18 10:26:09)
this one was great XD

XD (2011-07-18 08:46:01)
THIS IS TOO DAMN FUNNY!

Dobbo (2011-07-18 07:34:37)
Nice one, that's just a flawless victory

Kate (2011-07-18 01:23:36)
In bed laughing so hard I woke up my husband. Original and extremely clever. Love it.

M (2011-07-17 23:10:04)
damn you Amanda!!!

M (2011-07-17 23:09:26)
and I will fuck your sheep!

Amanda (2011-07-17 23:02:09)
I can't believe she turned down a timeless classic like Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3! Talk about a dirty mind. How could anyone read anything into that??? LOL, this part made the post. Keep it up!

The Critic (2011-07-17 20:00:40)
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA disregard that i suck cocks

mike (2011-07-17 19:01:10)
about time a good one

Batman123 (2011-07-17 11:27:08)
I thought this was an old for a second - but I was thinking of that scene from the movie Clerks.

sammy77 (2011-07-17 10:02:11)
omg you rock

firo (2011-07-17 09:07:03)
hilarious

NZ (2011-07-17 08:29:16)
brilliant.

nagz (2011-07-17 06:27:50)
this one has WIN written all over it :D

@john k (2011-07-17 06:17:53)
Why don't you "other satirists" put up your own damn website? No one is preventing you to do that.

lightone (2011-07-17 03:45:58)
whatever (some of the above whiners)... why even comment on the fact you don't comprehend clever and unique humor... this was great! I always laugh when I come to your site.

mino (2011-07-17 03:07:02)
wasn't that funny

john k (2011-07-17 03:06:12)
agreed, you should do more of these, or allow other satirists to post some. it's a great venue for messing with the masses.

ahahaha (2011-07-17 00:53:31)
"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" LMFAO, I lost it.

Awesomo (2011-07-17 00:50:29)
Couldn't stop laughing, really great stuff.

ayall (2011-07-16 23:12:58)
"Think of the children" was a good breaking point; seemed like a good sport. >>you need to post these more frequently; weekly @least.

Ev (2011-07-16 21:34:00)
Mattress slaves plot was the best

kletcher (2011-07-16 18:01:39)
This is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!

girlsgonewild (2011-07-16 17:36:45)
most funny shit ive ever read. keep it up, greetings from germany

Karl (2011-07-16 15:57:41)
Yeah definitely not one his better works. Can't all be home runs people.

ryan (2011-07-16 15:49:26)
ridiculously funny.

lars (2011-07-16 15:03:09)
everyone who says this one isn't funny is a giant cocksucker

Ale (2011-07-16 13:31:23)
"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" loling irl

name? (2011-07-16 13:21:48)
Took you long enough! But it was still worth it tho...

david (2011-07-16 13:00:33)
OH NO. Julia gave up to easily. I really wanted to hear the plot summary of Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3

LMAO (2011-07-16 12:42:14)
funniest one on this website so far lol

will (2011-07-16 11:56:14)
Hilarious man.. can't stop laughing.. walt disney's double penetration cockblasts 3? Hahahhaha keep posting pleasee

The Critic (2011-07-16 06:19:08)
The Critic was mildly amused by this slightly uneven but encouraging effort, and gives it a solid 6/10.

That Guy (2011-07-16 03:49:38)
@Jackoff You suck man....

anonymous (2011-07-16 03:48:43)
WTF People! This way funnier than any shit i had read on the internet this days...4/10!? SCREW YOU! VERY GOOD JOB MAN BRAVO KEEP IT UP.

Undecided (2011-07-16 02:49:17)
Not your best, probably one of least favorite, but atleast you FINALLY posted. Good job man.

I never cum (2011-07-16 02:49:01)
...to this site. At least not daily, because I just follow the Twitter account RSS feed. Problem solved. By the way, I actually own the entire "Wet Squirters" series of "Choose Your Own Adventure" pop-up books.

jackoff (2011-07-16 00:22:45)
quite lame really :(

iSKip (2011-07-15 22:28:53)
you've done better ones. this is about a 4 outta 10. you can do better man! i love the previous ones.

Bob (2011-07-15 22:21:58)
Ehh...disappointed in this one. you can do better than this....

anonymous (2011-07-15 20:42:48)
EPICOSITY

steph b (2011-07-15 18:09:10)
Found your site after reading your book. U are hilarious! This one cracked me up. Great plot summaries btw!!

Loves It (2011-07-15 17:07:41)
This made me lol at work hahahah this is fantastic

Me (2011-07-15 16:40:02)
As soon as I saw they wanted kids movies, I could see this coming. But still hilarious!

anonymous (2011-07-15 15:34:48)
way funny my man! keep it up!

cletus (2011-07-15 14:27:56)
Whats so funny? I had all those films as a child, in fact, your collection is missing "College Days Gone Bi". Keep up the good work,lol.

WOW THIS IS PHAT (2011-07-15 13:42:12)
A TRULY PHAT EMAIL EXCHANGE THERE BRUTHA

julia..!?? (2011-07-15 13:11:07)
"Think of the children, Julia. They will never get to enjoy these classic films because of you."

Skum (2011-07-15 13:00:51)
Another great one. That's why I leave this site in my faves and check every so often.

Nls (2011-07-15 12:45:54)
A bit lame if you ask me

TT (2011-07-15 12:29:59)
WHY DONT YOU POST NEW ONES DAILY WE HAVE TO WAIT 2 WEEKS OR MORE ANXIOUSLY JUST TO GET A GOOD LAUGH FROM THIS BRILLIANT GUY

TRAC (2011-07-15 12:28:04)
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SO PHUNNY

brb (2011-07-15 12:18:57)
I'm gonna take a dump

john (2011-07-15 12:11:41)
This 1 was stupid and lame compared to the others...

zim (2011-07-15 10:27:58)
lolololololololz

Finally! (2011-07-15 10:21:59)
I check everyday for an update! This had be dying laughing!!

Dave (2011-07-15 08:13:59)
Nice! Glad youre back and keep em coming

Ray (2011-07-15 06:28:23)
Even though I knew exactly where this one was going, it was extremely well done and I lol'd all over the place.

A NEW ONE! (2011-07-15 05:32:40)
A NEW ONE IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION! A NEW ONE IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION! A NEW ONE IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION! A NEW ONE IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION! A NEW ONE IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION! A NEW ONE IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION!

Taylor (2011-07-15 02:39:57)
take out your rage on poor Jim. And just a tip, when you accuse someone of being gay on the internet, it means you are gay. Just come out of the closet. Homosexuals gaining more rights and dignity in America everyday. Do not hide from your sexual reality

anonymous (2011-07-15 01:46:54)
A NEW ONE IS A CAUSE FOR CELEBRATION!

Rie (2011-07-15 00:07:25)
What a bitch. She should've at least been polite and said she wanted Beauty and the Beast.

sidebuster (2011-07-14 23:59:52)
I laughed so hard at the Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3. I couldn't keep reading b/c I was laughing so hard. This one was epic

Jethro Dull (2011-07-14 23:06:46)
It's like prank-calling but even lamer.

not the (2011-07-14 23:05:08)
best...It's everyones fault for complaining doesn't upload often enough. As it says in the FAQ if he posts a shit one it's our fault for bitching about not uploading more often.

. (2011-07-14 20:51:04)
Awesome

John Doe (2011-07-14 20:44:23)
stupid

Spooge (2011-07-14 20:08:00)
Well done as usual.

Snoop (2011-07-14 17:40:35)
Quality post Look forward to more Soon

Liturgy (2011-07-14 17:21:59)
Utter awesomeness!!!!!

JB (2011-07-14 17:14:48)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

honey (2011-07-14 17:02:07)
Three Black Bears on a Quest for Me!

TK (2011-07-14 16:51:24)
This update was well worth waiting for. "Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3"... priceless.

Jims a dp cockblast (2011-07-14 16:48:18)
HAHAHAHAHA there's a reason i check this daily for gold like this

yo (2011-07-14 15:58:13)
i lold at cockblasts

didier (2011-07-14 14:22:43)
France love you ! very rigolo :)

Jim sucks cock (2011-07-14 13:59:45)
Jim your worse then duncan!

Dirk (2011-07-14 13:24:20)
Being a real porn-lover, I must say, my heart is with this one. Cocks up!

wut (2011-07-14 12:52:25)
This is great.

Lisa (2011-07-14 12:48:10)
LOL you are so funny but so wrong all that the same time!!! You need to get back on it though it has been too long since you added emails... I look forward to reading more!

Shauntality (2011-07-14 12:23:53)
Does Buzz and Woody know that two of Andy's mom's toys have the same name as them?

Torg (2011-07-14 11:53:44)
If that was my add and i had that reponse i would just laugh. Some people have no sense of humour :)

John (2011-07-14 11:44:19)
Another good one. Please keep them cuming!

Moar (2011-07-14 10:43:40)
I'm dying to read the plot for the last 3 movies. AND MOAR PLZ!!!

lol (2011-07-14 09:31:15)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 plot: a male chicken (cock) got hit by a cosmetic mysterious blast gained power and was able to double penetrate the two kingdoms of humans and animals.

Helen (2011-07-14 09:16:57)
I'll take "Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" if you still got it.

I love blacks (2011-07-14 08:38:34)
Still got big black threesome?

Dom J McG (2011-07-14 08:28:01)
Love it :-) and YAY for a new post!

Raj Kiran (2011-07-14 08:05:11)
this was really funny..

Jay (2011-07-14 07:58:02)
This one killed me. It deserves to stand alongside Disguised Weapons, Suspicious Carpet Buyer, and Spacious Studio Apartment, Christmas Dinner, Clumsy Seller, etc. Good stuff.

You thieving bastard (2011-07-14 05:09:08)
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY DVD COLLECTION?

I would have loved.. (2011-07-14 04:44:31)
... to see how you'd have tried to explain the children friendly plot of "Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3".

Alan Hombos (2011-07-14 04:15:27)
My gawd that was funny!!! I lol'd hard! I wish we had more people like you out at one of my beautiful waterfront properties in Lidcombe, nsw

JJMM (2011-07-14 03:16:33)
Absolute gold. It's up there with some of the best.

Clever Name (2011-07-14 03:07:10)
How can people feel bad for someone who continues to respond to someone who is clearly fucking with them? Based on the fact that people respond to ridiculous e-mails means that the person isn't being fucked with by a large amount of people. They shoul

BUENISIMO (2011-07-14 02:28:14)
"Butter the Turd Cutter then Hit her in the Shitter 3" A young woman learns she has to be willing to do anything to take care of her child. Everything from smearing butter on her child's bottom to spanking her in public.

Who is Jim? (2011-07-14 02:24:03)
Loved it. Don't make us wait so long.

anonymous (2011-07-14 02:17:42)
Ok, most of the adds are just great, this is sadly just mediocre. the porn titels are funny, but the women don't react too funny in my opinion. but at least a new update ;-)

jim is a fat vagina (2011-07-14 01:45:03)
if you dont like it dont read it

Rebant (2011-07-14 01:39:39)
I love you in the most heterosexual way possible (assuming you're a male, obviously). Please keep posting these.

Meatwad (2011-07-14 01:23:00)
This is so great. Please, updates more often would be awesome! And I know it takes careful cunning to share your wisdom of comedy to people.

gedw (2011-07-14 01:20:26)
dude brilliant!!!!

Jadall (2011-07-14 00:39:09)
"Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" I totally lost it right there keep up the good work!!

Bob i (2011-07-14 00:18:29)
As soon as I saw this line "will take all unwanted DVDs!" I knew this was going to be good! It was!!

Jim is a lil bitch (2011-07-13 22:23:59)
Great one

Jim (2011-07-13 21:33:45)
what the fuck?

Chris (2011-07-13 20:48:38)
Boring.

MarkL (2011-07-13 20:37:13)
Awesome!!

ScootShack (2011-07-13 20:34:01)
Your time reading this is being deliberately wasted by an asshole with no comment.

AgreedwithWeakToo (2011-07-13 20:28:12)
This wasn't funny at all. And I'm neither a prude nor do I have a stick up my ass. This is petty juvenile humor. You can do better.

meow (2011-07-13 20:19:32)
lmao you are so creative and funny. love it

jims a little bitch (2011-07-13 20:14:44)
a ladys looking for childrens movies on craigslist! i say FUCK WITH HER!

Jim is a twat (2011-07-13 20:12:32)
Love it, keep up the good work.

happy sad guy (2011-07-13 20:10:17)
please dont make us wait so long for a new post. Im hurting every day theres not a new post. When i first found your site A LONG TIME AGO it was like 4 days between posts.

jim is very gay (2011-07-13 20:06:04)
this is gold. Larry is right. Even some of the real titles sound dirty like toy story and james and the giant peach

Jim is gay (2011-07-13 20:01:55)
Hilarious!

jimsamoron (2011-07-13 19:52:42)
jim appears to be a regular visitor despite apparently not enjoying this brand of humor at all. can you say..no life? This site's seriously the best. this was probably the most predictable one, but the bits about fantasia and lion king were gold.

anonymous (2011-07-13 19:22:00)
i laughed so hard that I think I heard something crack. awesome, as always x)

joendey (2011-07-13 18:44:04)
yes!!! about Goddamn time!!!!! Hey if that bitch doesn't want those movies I will take them!!!!

anonymous (2011-07-13 18:22:20)
Hey, John- it seems a lot of people here want to give you a lot of advice. My advice is not to listen to anyone's advice, including mine.

dan (2011-07-13 16:57:50)
funny stuff but it shouldn't take you over a month to come up with new shit. and i can't find your book on amazon

ChocBear24 (2011-07-13 16:45:28)
OMG I love it! Lmao Hilarious

Joe (2011-07-13 16:03:33)
This one is still awesome. Only problem I think is that you made it too obvious straight of the bat. Should have lead her on a little more. So like put only one sexually suggestive movie title in the first bunch, but still LMFAO worth nonetheless

holy crap (2011-07-13 15:45:25)
You really need to put out more material of a higher quality or I'm going to cockblast you.

Mykolas (2011-07-13 15:22:23)
This was so funny it made me cry!

Qotsa (2011-07-13 15:07:06)
Finally a new one, great stuff! Hail to the king, baby :)

Larry (2011-07-13 15:06:57)
I like how even the real movies can seem dirty in a list with those. lmao I'm not sure if I can look at Toy Story the same.

Callisto (2011-07-13 15:01:20)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 - solid gold!

EricElvis (2011-07-13 14:53:38)
Nice nod to Clerks...

EricElvis (2011-07-13 14:53:18)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 - fucking christ.

BennyUK7 (2011-07-13 14:49:06)
I love the plot summaries for your 'adult' titles!

AgreedwithWeak (2011-07-13 14:31:31)
Weak again. I love you, but seriously. I check this site every single day. I could of waited for a better one. x

Jim is a vagina (2011-07-13 13:41:57)
Jim completely misunderstood the point of this site

Haters gonna hate (2011-07-13 13:41:35)
Everyone who said this one was lame is either a huge prude or has a stick up their ass. It's funny...period. Keep'em coming man!

Jim (2011-07-13 13:37:51)
Still not seeing the humor of going after people posting legitimate ads. These aren't spammers and they aren't funny. Time to retire.

anonymous (2011-07-13 13:33:36)
LOOOLLLLLLLL fucking hilarious

slammin211s (2011-07-13 13:20:04)
an absolute classic ... finally you posted a new one!

Jack (2011-07-13 13:15:33)
Funny but not your best work, there has been much better

Charlie Sheen (2011-07-13 12:56:14)
Winner!

Adam (2011-07-13 12:51:12)
If you don't erupt in laughter from this you are probably a prude with a broken sense of humor. Sorry!

Justin (2011-07-13 12:34:26)
Possibly to controversial for your site so I understand...>>>>>

anonymous (2011-07-13 12:34:13)
THS ONE SUCK

Justin (2011-07-13 12:32:27)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 had me loling... On another note the origonal add "Wanted - CHILDRENS DVDS" I think you could have taken this joke a completly different direction and it would have been a lot more entertaining and

lame (2011-07-13 12:20:05)
This one is really bad... just sayin'

Alex (2011-07-13 12:18:38)
Fucking hilarious!!! Add me on twitter

great (2011-07-13 12:12:32)
Great stuff as always, thanks!

lolz (2011-07-13 11:59:06)
should have started with just one "questionable" movie and worked up from there. too big too fast.

Bob (2011-07-13 11:54:03)
I think she realized very soon that it's a prank, so not too funny.

LOL (2011-07-13 11:45:09)
Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3 = WIN

BillsBayou (2011-07-13 11:44:06)
All good wholesome titles, indeed. Here's some you may have missed: Shaved Nymphos - The story of the love shared by Sasquatch and a beautiful water nymph and the problems their daughters had with fitting into society. Two In The Pink, One In T

PC (2011-07-13 11:36:16)
Definitely one of your best :D

Wonderer (2011-07-13 11:35:43)
I wonder how he would cover up walt disney's double penetration cock blasts 3...

AWESOME!!!!!!! (2011-07-13 11:34:31)
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Andy (2011-07-13 11:23:06)
I would have loved it if she had asked you to quantify "Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3" as a children's movie! Brilliant as always - just don't leave it so long next time!!

suggerz (2011-07-13 11:21:08)
"heartwarming tale about a group of whales" hahaha

ROFLmanROFL (2011-07-13 11:20:58)
Dude you are awesome! Walt Disney's Double Penetration Cockblasts 3!!!!! I have tears in my eye's! LMAO

Weak (2011-07-13 11:16:39)
Weak

Brad (2011-07-13 11:02:58)
Laughed way too hard at this.

Pablo (2011-07-13 10:59:50)
Awesome! I'd love to watch Mattress Slaves 3

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